Shit Kits: Bolton’s new home kit
Trotters make a pig’s ear of new shirt
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What’s this all about? Just when you think it is impossible for a Premier League kit designer to create something so bad in this day and age, they pull this one out of the bag. This season Bolton will mostly be wearing the ‘dad squeezing into his four-year-old son’s waistcoat’ look. Text speak is out of the window as Reebok rediscovers its vowels. This is such good news that they did it twice! And are those swimshorts? You can pre-order from the online club shop for £39.99, but personally I think they should be paying people to wear it.

















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