Football Tat: St. Pauli Waffle Toaster – Perfect For The Left-Leaning Breakfast Aficionado In Your Life

Chris Wright

28th, September 2012


By Chris Wright

For those of you who are unaware, St. Pauli are a 2. Bundesliga club based in Hamburg who are gaining a bit of a cultish hipster reputation with the wider world for their cool ‘skull and bones’ logo, their anti-bigwigs ‘punk’ ethos, their alternative, left-leaning, anti-hooligan, socialist supporters groups and their red light district stadium, but mostly their cool ‘skull and bones’ logo – which they will happily stick on any old tat.

We’ve already seen the St. Pauli toaster, the St. Pauli Christmas tree bauble, the St. Pauli rubber duck, the St. Pauli lunchbox and the St. Pauli plastic dog bowl being flogged among other things – but now, to really complete your St. Pauli breakfast hardware range, comes the St. Pauli Waffle Toaster – which will sear the club’s previously mentioned cool ‘skull and bones’ logo into your first chow of the day for the low, low price of $58 (plus P&P)…

What better way to make your breakfast look like Captain Pugwash’s stationery?


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