Pies Christmas Gift Guide: No. 13 – Borussia Dortmund Multi-Purpose Kitchen Cleaner Spray

Chris Wright

18th, December 2012

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By Chris Wright

As it says on the bottle, Dortmund’s cleaning spray is ‘multi-purpose’, ‘powerful’ and the perfect stocking filler for just €6…

Also available from the Dortmund store: official club mustard, superglue. and something called cockpit spray.

More in Pies’ 2012 Christmas tat/gift series…

No. 1 – The Zlatan Sweater
No. 2 – Sexy Managers Calendar
No. 3 – Huddersfield Tape Measure

No. 4 – Hibernian Car Mat (Singular)
No. 5 – Colchester United Rubiks Cube
No. 6 – Burnley Champagne
No. 7 – Newcastle Icecube Tray
No. 8 – Schalke 04 Fitted Bed Sheet
No. 9 – Real Madrid Scissors
No. 10 – Tottenham Clothes Pegs
No. 11 – Man City Garden Tool Set
No. 12 – Napoli Baby Rocker + Paddling Pool 

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