By WAG Watcher

Remember the delectable Miss Morgan? The cute-as-banana-pie USWNT player that sent hearts a-flutter during the Lady World Cup last summer?

Well, after a few fallow months, she’s just exploded back onto the WAG Watch radar, being as though she’s set to appear in Sports Illustrated’s fabled ‘swimsuit edition’ in nowt but bodypaint – and SI have done the decent thing by leaking a teaser…

[Photo: SI]

Oh yes. Oh yes, oh yes. The swimsuit issue also features an interview with Morgan that precisely no-one will care about, in which she admits that posing in poster paint was more intimidating that playing Japan in the World Cup final and that she’d like to see Ryan Gosling in a bikini.

Wouldn’t we all Alex, wouldn’t we all.

Suggested further viewing…

Hope Solo Waters Her Lawn Nude On ESPN’s ‘Body Issue’ Cover
Alex Morgan Pops Up With Cute Equaliser For Western New York Flash

                          

By WAG Watcher

Just stumbled across this WAG gold and it would be remiss of me not to share.

Here’s a suited-and-booted Sami Khedira looking very dapper in a DJ and posing alongside his incredibly beautiful German model girlfriend, Lena Gercke – the salient point being that the lovely Ms. Gercke is in the nuddy, with old Sami’s ‘hand bra’ the only thing between her and her dignity us seeing her nipples…

There’s nothing else I can do, ‘cos I’m doing it all for Lena.

Certainly beats the last ‘nude footballer + missus’ photo that landed on the WAG Watcher desk in the grubby little back office here at Pies Towers…

Yeesh. ‘Far too close for comfort’, if you know what I mean?

Suggested further viewer…

Sami Khedira and his Hot, Blonde, Bikini-Clad WAG Living The Life In St. Tropez

                          

By WAG Watcher

Footballers don’t half have it hard (nudge, nudge). Kevin-Prince Boateng has had an injury-blighted season in Serie A so far, making only 11 starts to date, and is currently a doubt for AC Milan’s Champions League tie with Arsenal next Tuesday after suffering a thigh strain last week.

The reason? Well, according to his girlfriend – stunning Italian model and television presenter (aren’t they all?) Melissa Satta – it’s because they have lots and lots of lovely sexy sex.

Satta told Vanity Fair:

“The reason why Boateng is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week.

“I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.”

Yep, KP is knackered because he suffers the ignominy of having to hump this incredibly beautiful arrangement of DNA ‘around 7 to 10 times’ a week…

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Melissa Satta

The poor lamb.

But wait! There’s more! Here’s an insightful video of the delightful Ms. Satta getting her nudey rudey parts body-painted for the Sports Illustrated spread featured in the gallery…

                          

By WAG Watcher

The slightly more masculine half of the Cristiano Ronaldo/Shayk axis is to appear, or may have already appeared, on the cover of the February issue of Esquire, and that’s all well and good. She a good lookin’ lady.

However, a quick trawl (strictly for research purposes you’ll understand) reveals that the rest of the lovely miss Irina’s photoshoot is even hot-hot-hotter – being that she appears topless in one of the pics, albeit on a technicality…

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Irina Shayk, Esquire, Feb 2012

Super duper. All except the third photo – that’s just not an efficient way to buff a balustrade.

[Photos: Esquire]

                          

By Chris Wright

Several of Manchester United’s number braved the cold to turn out for the club’s ‘United For Unicef’ gala bash at Old Trafford, and we gots us a few pictures if you’re interested…

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Michael Carrick, looking thoroughly confused by the whole shebang, and his wife Lisa arrive at the Manchester United 'United for Unicef' gala dinner at Old Trafford.

(Photos: Martin Rickett/PA Wire)

                          

By Chris Wright

Czech porn star Klarisa Leone (star of ‘Don’t Tell My Wife I’m Banging My Secretary’, ‘MILF Masturbation Nation 11′ and ‘Joachim’s Czech F**k Fest’, along with several other titles not suitable for mention pre-watershed) has announced that she is to set up and run her own football club after falling in love with Inter Milan – as the photos above duly attest to.

Apparently 32-year old (in porn years) Leone has set her sights on founding a club in her homeland called Inter Prague who, she insists, will play in blue and black stripes as a nod to the Nerazzurri:

“I’ve loved my career in porn but I’ve always dreamed of owning a football club and that would give me an even bigger buzz.

“I’m sure my porn fans will be just as keen on my team. There are lots of women in football these days.”

Yep, only most of them don’t have quite such ‘interesting’ Google Image Search results.

                          

By Chris Wright

In which delectable Sky Sports News anchor Hayley McQueen invents herself a brand new club while reporting on the managerial vacancy over at ‘Tottenham Forest’ (someone give Alan Curbishley a call), thus providing us with a tenuous excuse to ogle her for eight glorious seconds…

I’ll forgive her because she’s boobs.

Sorry, bit of a Freudian tit there.

Cleavage.

Video: 101GG

                          

By WAG Watcher

Move along, nothing to see here – nothing at all except a scantily-clad Sarah Brandner looking all kinds of gorgeous in the June issue of GQ. We know we’re a little late, but trust us, it was worth the wait.

A doff of the cap to Bastian Schweinsteiger, for he truly hath one scorching hot, angel-faced filly (the first two photos are from the GQ shoot, the rest are all gravy!)…

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We’ve got our grubby mitts on a little ‘behind the scenes’ video as well…

Delish. Like a fine Liebfraumilch.

Via Kickette.

                          

By WAG Watcher

Submitted for your Friday afternoon delectation, Diego Forlan’s significant other – the lovely miss Victoria Saravia who is, as you’ve probably guessed, a Uruguayan model…

(Warning: it all gets a little NSFW-y toward the end)

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Apparently, when asked if she intentionally sought out footballers (she has previously dated Forlan’s former international teammate Carlos Bueno), Victoria replied that she wasn’t a ‘boothanger’.

Nope, us neither.

                          

By Chris Wright

Having already been liquidated once back in 2010, Polish IV League outfit Klub Sportowy Hutnik Krakow are once again facing financial rack and ruin with debts mounting etc, etc.

Good news then, that several of Hutnik’s more altruistic female fans have volunteered to strip off for a nude calendar to help raise a bit of cash in aid of relieving the (monetary) tension…

Dibs on Miss Lipiec.

Said Hutnik spokesman Daniel Urbaniec:

“We hope it will give the male fans a real thrill and raise some cash for us so we can improve the facilities at the club. The girls are all genuine fans and 100% beautiful with their kit on of off.”

Y’know what? We’re inclined to agree.

Photos: Metro