Posh v fictional luckdragon Uncanny, huh. Spotted at Totallylookslike.com

Today’s news, rumours & morsels Top five hottest women in the USA national team [Save the intern] Ex-con Joey Barton loses lucrative Nike boot deal [The Sun] David Bentley set for White Hart Lane medical after Spurs increase bid to £15m. [Telegraph] Aston Villa’s attempts to compete with the salary Gareth Barry would receive if [...]

Tuesday’s tastiest soccer snacks Fergie may make shock £15m swoop for Thierry Henry, says the Daily Star William Gallas admits last season’s tantrum at Birmingham was a “mistake”. [Independent] Sven-Goran Eriksson should slap on some sunblock… [Monterrey Offside] Has Owen Hargreaves broken up with his WAG? [Kickette] Arsenal bang ten goals past Burgenland in friendly. [...]

One reason why beach soccer rules… Fifa Beach Soccer Girls DanceUploaded by Machochip This half-time dance is simply awesome. Although our erection was rudely interrupted by the shot of Big Eric Cantona stroking his salt-and-pepper beard. So close your eyes at nine seconds in. For the record, the semi finals look like this: Brazil vs [...]

Thursday’s loveliest links WIll Ferrell hearts Chelsea The American funny man was spotted on Jon Stewart’s Daily Show (there to promote new movie Step Brothers) wearing a Chelsea shirt. Go figure. [Unprofessional Foul] Safe soccer Some Cape Town footballers are putting condoms on their feet, so that their socks can stay up longer during matches. [...]

Meet the best thing about Swiss football Click image below to launch the gallery of Behrami’s hotter-than-your-girlfriend girlfriend…

A few photos of Gary Lineker’s WAG for your enjoyment Click on the image below to launch the gallery…

In which Frank reveals he broke a treadmill because he was too fat fast Stalker alert, stalker alert. [Via The Spoiler & 101 Great Goals]

Pies continues to scrape the YouTube barrel… because it’s mid-July, there’s no proper football worth talking about, and we can’t be arsed to recycle transfer rumours This cheap attempt to garner more hits is brought to you with a tip of the hat to the diligent folks at The Offside

The things players get up to in their down time… (click on image below to view gallery)

…And the ladies love Totti This is how I imagine a superstar footballer spends his summer break. Another pic after the break…

C-Ron soaks up the sun with his WAG du jour Say hi to C-Ron and girlfriend Nereida Gallardo. The classy lovebirds are currently on holiday in Sardinia, Italy – a destination the soon-to-be-ex-Man Utd star probably chose as it means he can also stock up on the finest virgin olive oil (for his hair, not [...]

Miss Poland benefits from unusual voting patterns to lift title Hearty congrats to our Polish readers, who can proudly claim that their beauty queen is the lucky winner of Miss Euro 2008. It seems that most people in Poland voted for her (in the final, she received more than 10,000 votes, to Miss Italy’s 1,000), [...]

Our latest selection of eye candy, taken from the quarter finals More below…

At last, we’re down to the final pair – but can anyone stop Miss Poland? This whole Miss Euro 2008 thing has dragged on way too long, I’m sure you’ll agree, but at least it’s almost over. Based on voting in the earlier rounds, Miss Italy (right) has it all to do to beat Miss [...]

Who will face the mighty Miss Poland in the final? Yesterday, Miss Poland romped into the final, with more than 6,000 votes – those Poles, they love to support their women. Today sees the second semi-final line-up, and it’s a high-quality encounter, between two nations well-known for the quality of their women. Choose between Miss [...]

We’re down to the final four (about time too)… On the pitch, the Czechs and the Poles couldn’t get out of their group. At least fans of those nations can console themselves with the knowledge that their two beauty queens have made it to the semi final stages of Miss Euro 2008. But which of [...]

Desperate Housewives star & man watch their team lose Among the stars who turned up to watch France lose to Italy were Eva Longoria and her bloke, Tony Parker. Parker plays for San Antonio Spurs in the NBA, but he’s French, hence the support for Thierry Henry and co. The lovely Eva was also sporting [...]

Eccentric French coach has marriage on his mind Raymond Domenech was interviewed for France’s M6 TV station after his side’s defeat to Italy last night. He refused to comment on his future as head coach of the national team (there’s no way he’ll survive), instead choosing to offer an implicit proposal to his WAG: “The [...]

The last quarter final to be decided Which beauty queen will join those from Czech Republic, Poland, and Italy in the last four? I have no idea (well, I have a clue). The decision is yours. Vote below…

A third gallery of eye candy from the Euros More below…

Vote on the third quarter final A heavyweight clash of the brunettes – who do you choose to join the good women of Czech Republic and Poland in the semi finals? Vote below…

The second quarter final of Miss Euro 2008 Yesterday, you voted Miss Czech Republic (the poor man’s Georgie Thompson) through to the semi finals. Today it’s the turn of blonde Miss Poland (who got more votes than all the other girls put together in round one) and brunette Miss Turkey. Vote below…

What, after that headline, you’re stopping to read this meaningless text? Shame that no video involving Chris Kamara’s massive head can ever be truly sexy. [Via The Spoiler] Tonight’s betting courtesy of our mates at Betclick. There’s a free £10 bet for you if fancy it? Bet on Croatia to beat Germany 2-0. Bet £10 [...]

Down to serious business, with the first match-up in the last eight of Miss Euro 2008 A straight cat fight between the blonde charms of Miss Czech Republic (left) and the brunette representing the co-hosts Austria (right). Who wins? Vote below…