Italy produces the hottest WAGs and here’s irrefutable proof…

The Italian glamour model, who isn’t at all shy about showing off her goods (check Google Images for NSFW proof) has dated several ballers

Noemie Lenoir used to be married to ex-Chelsea midfielder Claude Makelele, but the couple split earlier this year

Ah, it’s the sort of headline that make you proud to be a football fan. The Sun has this scoop: ‘Six Premiership stars are allegedly facing an agonising wait for the results of HIV tests – after all bedding the same girl. It is reported the shocked players took the tests after being told a [...]

This WAG-shaped rumour comes from a source who used to be Wayne and Coleen’s next-door neighbour: “His [Wayne's] 21st birthday party was on a Sunday night after a Utd game. They were all very boisterous and the music was still pounding out at 3am Monday morning. Not wanting to cause too much of a fuss, [...]

I knew you’d click… And no, Pies is NOT going downmarket – Chery Cole has a decidedly upmarket decolletage. Look into her breasts, not around the breasts… Away you go (click to enlarge - boom boom)… Thank you for not staring. You’re my guys.

Professional waste of skin Paris Hilton says that she ended her brief dalliance with Cristiano Ronaldo because she did not want to become a WAG. “I didn’t want to start dating Ronaldo because I’ve got no intention of ending up becoming some kind of footballer’s wife,” she reportedly said. The skeletal socialite added: “People were [...]

This is Argentine model-slash-actress Luli Fernandez. As you can see, she avoided every single ugly branch when she fell out of a tree at birth (isn’t that what happens?). Until very recently, she was the WAG of Real Madrid midfielder Fernando Gago. But the website of Portugal’s Record newspaper claims that Luli has dumped Gago, [...]

1. The Ex Files: Nereida Gallardo’s clothes fall off again. [@ The Spoiler] 2. Kaka has a new XXX position. [@ Dirty Tackle] 3. Real Madrid have put a £170m buy-out clause in Cristiano Ronaldo’s contract. [@ Mail] 4. Andrea Pirlo may go to Chelsea after all. But probably not. [@ Telegraph] 5. What if [...]

Bastian Schweinsteiger In the real world, the uber-hot Sarah Brandtner wouldn’t even look once at the German winger. But in a world where footballers attract the sort of women who would normally be way out of their league, the pig farmer shoots and scores.

The tabloids gleefully report that C-Ron spent “one night in Paris” – it’s a good line and it’s true, sort of: the airheaded pair spent the evening together in a Hollywood club, as this source told The Sun: ‘A clubber who witnessed their frolicking said: “They were sucking each other’s faces off like their plane [...]

I figure a lot of people will be searching the internet to find out more about Kaka, and also his impossibly cute wife, Caroline Celico. But there’s not a lot out there to satisfy seasoned WAG watchers. Caroline seems to hate the spotlight, which explains why she’s never stripped off for a lads’ mag (Her [...]

C-Ron sleeping with the enemy? Say hello to Luana Belletti. She’s the not-unpretty sister of Juliano Belletti. Yes, the Juliano Belletti who plays for Chelsea. Reports coming from Europe claim that Luana, 24, has caught the roving eye of Cristiano Ronaldo. Sir Alex Ferguson won’t like that - what if she’s just using Ronaldo to find [...]

WAG down, WAG down! Danielle Lloyd, ex-Miss Great Britain and outed racist, had to have emergency plastic surgery on her leg, after allegedly being attacked last night by two women inside London’s Crystal nightclub - according to reports, the WAG was “hurled through” a glass table. Ouch. Today’s tabloids are spattered with grim photos of Lloyd, [...]

Sexy model, yes. Sexy club, no Linfield FC called on the services of former Miss Northern Ireland, Lucy Evangelista (no relation to Linda), to help launch their new away kit (the home kit doesn’t change). Pies thinks this is a good idea. We now have some interest in Linfield. More pics of Lucy below…

WAG forced to lower her sights Spare a thought for Elen Rives, the former WAG of England and Chelsea’s Frank Lampard. There are only so many Lampards to go around, and so Rives has had to look down the leagues for a man with the sort of ball skills she finds attractive.

One is a scary control freak, the other is a video game character Nice shoulder pads/hat combo, Mrs Becks. Not intimidating in any way. More Shit Lookalikes

Becks exists only for Victoria. That’s his story and he’s sticking to it In an interview with Italian newspaper La Stampa, Becks denied he had a dinner date with Mariann Fogarasy, a Hungarian glamour model who is a) much younger than Victoria Beckham, and b) much prettier than Victoria Beckham. In fairness to Dave, he [...]

Pop’s biggest mouth strikes again Lily Allen, Fulham fan and waste of skin, let rip during an interview with French footy mag SoFoot… On football’s first couple: “The Beckhams are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I’d rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG.” More quotes after the click…

Dave’s missus + Photoshop – clothes = reasonably attractive If you can ignore the ridiculous Mr Whippy hairdo and intense, constipated stare, then you may concede that old Posh looks half-decent in this new photoshoot for Emporio Armani underwear. So decent, in fact, that her proud fella – who is also a pants ambassador for [...]

Meet Alberto Aquiliani’s ex-squeeze Camassa, a model and former Miss World contestant, used to date Italian midfield star Aquilani. Click on the image below to launch her gallery…

C-Ron’s ex-squeeze, now dating Marcus Bent. That constitutes a relegation, surely? Click on the image below to launch the gallery…

Keano’s missus braves Liverpool in tasteless shoes What the hell are those on Claudine Palmer’s feet? They look like sci-fi stripper wedge heels – and they are mos’ definitely NOT in this summer. Or any summer. As for Robbie, he plays it safe with the standard male summer uniform of camo shorts & flip-flops. [The [...]