Posh ages 20 years with the power of make-up With the help of a vicious backcomb and some deathly make-up, Posh manages to transform herself into Scary. She was attending the annual Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute Gala, along with hubbie Dave and best bud Katie Holmes. Honestly, she looked at least ten years older than [...]
C-Ron’s girlfriend (at time of posting) is strong like bull She may not be a lady, but she’s all woman. Via Kickette
C-Ron’s new WAG has, er, “class” Ronaldo’s new girlfriend was papped this week wearing “R7″ diamond earrings (coming soon to an Elizabeth Duke counter at Argos), clearly in tribute to the Man Utd superstar. She also has a new bob haircut, clearly in tribute to Victoria Beckham. Via Kickette
Four British football WAGs made it into FHM’s annual 100 Sexiest Women poll this year. Victoria Beckham (above, left) was voted down in 98th (surely she’ll slip out of the top 100 next year?), with Peter Crouch’s missus, Abbey Clancy (above, right), in a respectable 55th position, albeit slightly below her 37th spot last year.
Carly Zucker, WAG to Chelsea star Joe Cole, helps launch the new Mars ‘Get Britain Playing’ campaign at the Old Truman Brewery, Brick Lane, London. Mars are giving away 100,000 footballs as part of a campaign to encourage people to play football this summer. Photo Anthony Upton/PA Wire
Relax, it’s official – Cristiano Ronaldo is dating Nereida Gallardo. The lovestruck pair have been seeing each other since January, but it has just recently been made public. C-Ron and the 24-year-old Spanish model were photographed together when he took her to meet his family for dinner at a restaurant near his Cheshire mansion on [...]
Referee Ana Paula Oliveira was banned from officiating for 245 days last year after she posed naked for the Brazilian edition of Playboy magazine. The Brazilian FA removed her name from a list of referees available for international competitions. However, Oliveira is, we’re happy to report, now back in action, this time with her clothes [...]
As reported on The Spoiler, romantic Peter Crouch ‘whisked’ (that’s the correct term for a surprise away trip, no?) WAG Abi Clancy to Paris – the imagination on that man! – for a pre-Valentines break. Abi conformed the golden rule of fashion – when in Paris, wear a stripey top and jeans that make your [...]
According to Askmen.com’s very enjoyable Top 99 Women of 2008 list, Cheryl Cole is the 18th hottest chick in the world. That means she’s not quite as hot as women like Adriana Lima (No.10), Rhianna (No.8) and Scarlett Johansson (No.6). However, she is hotter than fellow WAG Gemma Anderson, who enters the chart down at [...]
According to today’s Mirror newspaper, ‘Cheryl Cole yesterday came under mounting pressure from family and friends to dump her wayward husband Ashley Cole.’ Mounting pressure, eh? The worst kind of pressure. Cheryl has ‘cautiously agreed’ to stand by her man (silly girl), after it emerged that her husband spent a ‘boozy’ night with hairdresser Aimee [...]
There is a ball in there somewhere. It may not be the first thing you look at, but it’s there, trust me. More babes with balls
One is a famous wag, the other is a sem-famous WAG. Via Kickette
Er, is that a football pump in your pocket or are you pleased to see me? (Or something like that, I can’t quite figure out how the joke should go.) Either way, there’s nothing worse than having to play with soft ballsâ€¦ More babes with balls
Marsh: ‘Oi, Pinder, put some goalie gloves on before you go anywhere near my booty.’ Pinder: ‘Er, okâ€¦ Weirdo.’ More babes with balls
This model is so very, very happy to be holding that football. And I’m very happy that she’s so happy. So everybody’s happy. More babes with balls
Fair play to the artist who painstakingly recreated an Argentina shirt on this busty young lady. He/she even went to the trouble of painting on the adidas logo. Admirable attention to detail. (Click to have a closer look.) More babes with balls
Disgraceful that someone would vandalise a German national team shirt like that. And has she superglued the ball to her hair by mistake? Answers on a postcard pleaseâ€¦ More babes with balls
Do you see what the clever fashion designer has done? That model’s bikini bottoms look just like an old-fashioned football! Some kind of genius is at work here. More babes with balls
Great ball control from the flexible No.4â€¦ hang on a minute, there are two No.4s on the pitch, both wearing the same kit! No wonder that ref is pulling out his red cardâ€¦ More babes with balls
Here’s a Brazilian Playboy Bunny about to take a free-kick in the pissing rain â€“ she seems to have forgotten to put on a pair of shorts, but is that necessarily a bad thing? I’d say no, quite the opposite â€“ it’s a very good thing. At least she has pulled her socks up. And [...]
Today’s babe with a ball features a girl who clearly knows how to pull-off a keepy up. Maybe. Either that or some kid in a park just hoofed the ball at her face as she was jogging. And is that a Greek club shirt she’s wearing? I should know, but any answers gratefully receivedâ€¦ More [...]
I have no idea who this blonde, bikini-clad young lady is, but I do know that she’ll catch a cold if she doesn’t at least put on a pair of gloves. I’m sure Sepp Blatter would approve though. More babes with balls
Today’s hot babe with a football is Keeley Hazell, every white van man’s favourite glamour girl. Or four Keeley Hazells, to be exact â€“ but only one Keeley has a ball. Confused? Ah, who cares. Sometimes, you have to bow down to the simple wonders of Photoshop.
Meet Elena Santarelli, whose job is ‘Hot Italian glamour model’ (as you might have guessed from the patriotic bra). She has one golden ball, exactly half as many as you’d find inside David Beckham’s underpants.