alt="aaaaa52902051.jpg" src="http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/aaaaa52902051.jpg" width="210" height="220" />Our dear friends over at one of the interpipe’s finest portal of all stuff football (Fanbanta) have posted an interesting piece today on an Italian naughty nudie channel opting to show football instead of naked ladies and / or men and / or dare we say those who fall into both the male and female category.
The crux of this story is that Italian hardcore smut channel ContoTV (pronounce this right!) has shelled out thousands of Euros to screen Fiorentina’s UEFA cup first-round tie against Groningen. This is a dangerous situation as aside from those Keep On Jumping foxes trying to play football in the mud (click continue reading for anohter peak at them) we can never remember a moment where sex and football have combined successfully. Streakers are always ugly, British cheerleaders are always fat, and the only sex pipe we’ve ever seen at a football match was Peter Beardley’s popping out of those tiny 1980s England shorts. It made us do a sick in our mouth!
So what’s going on, would you welcome football on your sex channel? Would you prefer sex on your football channel? Oh God… Andy Gray naked… Nooooooooooo!
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Our team-mates over at Spurs Pies have started the new season as they mean to go on by signing up an ace to their squad. Zoe is The Hot Spur and will be bringing her own brand of video reports to the site throughout the campaign. Check out the video below and then catch another one over at Spurs Pies now…
This pic, taken as Posh teetered to a photo shoot in Beverley Hills, shows that the skeletal one has some freaky-deaky shit going on with the inside of her legs.
Call us terrible snobs if you like, but we would never, ever be seen buying our better half a fragrance endorsed by Colleen McLoughlin (Wayne Rooney’s missus, if you didn’t know). It’s well chavvy, innit? According to Kickette, ‘it will retail for £19.99 all across the universe, starting with Selfridges next month’. Colleen tested it on her family and Wayne before she was happy with it (no jokes about animal testing at the back, thank you).
A photo of Cristiano Ronaldo kissing Bollywood star Bipasha Basu (pictured) has prompted predictable speculation about a romantic link between the actress and the Man Utd star.
Yawn, so the Spice Girls have reformed, which at least will give David Beckham some down-time at home whilst his stick-thin missus goes off around the world topping up her bank balance.
Scorchio! FOX Sports has a tremendous gallery of cheerleaders from Mexico’s top football league, and let me tell you, it’s worth (several) visits. Click below to see a couple more samples from the gallery, or here for the whole shooting match.
Name Toni Poole Nationality British WAG of… England and Chelsea captain John Terry. The couple are to marry at Blenheim Palace today. They have requested Harrods gift vouchers as wedding presents. They will then have a two week honeymoon on Roman Abramovich’s super yacht in the Mediterranean. All very classy. Fame ranking 4/10 Keeps herself to herself, with the occasional tabloid appearance.
Name Caroline Celico Nationality Brazilian WAG of… Kaka, the clean-cut golden boy of world football. The pair married in 2005, two days before Christmas. Carolina and Kaka first met in 2001 when she was a student and he was playing for São Paulo FC. So they’re teenage sweethearts. Aw, bless. Fame ranking 5/10 Unknown in the UK but very famous in her native Brazil. Babe ranking 9.5/10 Sweet baby Jesus of Nazareth, she’s so cute we might just cry.
Name Radka Kocurova Nationality Czech Republic WAG of… ravishing Radka goes out with Arsenal’s underperforming midfielder Tomas Rosicky. Fame ranking 5/10 She’s very big news in her home country, where she is the equivalent of Victoria Beckham, but still unknown over in the UK. Babe ranking 7/10 She’s very pretty and surely too good for odd-faced Tomas.
On this day of celebrating all things Brazilian, here’s an agonisingly brief clip of a famous video shoot for Brazilian Playboy (no nudity but, well, you can guess the content):
The tabloids are in frenzy at the pretty concrete sounding tip-off that Kieran Richardson’s cousin, Charlie, is to be a housemate in the new series of Big Brother, which starts tonight. Well, all the tabloids except the Daily Star who seem to have been led on a bit of a wild goose chase.
Lloyd, one of England’s Premier League WAGs, is now so pissed off with the cheating ways of footballers that she may turn to the Sapphic side. Poor Danielle dumped Charlton ‘ace’ (sic) Marcus Bent after discovering he had an affair with an air hostess. She was also plagued by rumours that Teddy Sheringham had also cheated on her.
Name Danielle Lloyd Nationality British WAG of… Danielle used to go out with Edward Sheringham, but her dubious behaviour on Celeb Big Brother resulted in Teddy dumping her. She’s now dating Charlton’s Marcus Bent, although I read today that she’s dumped him too. Who knows which footballer she’ll end up with next?
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