Women’s football – dignity + hot pants = this video.

Apropos of nothing (although it’s always nice to us the word ‘apropos’ when talking about glamour models), here’s an image from The Sun’s campaign to promote its 2006 World Cup single, Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Jurgen Klinsmann (which you can watch after the click). Nicole T(appenden), the better half of West Ham pot-shot taker Bobby Zamora and newly minted C-list starlet, is wearing the red t-shirt. Her glamorous assistant is Page Three ‘stunna’ Nikkala Stott – crazy spelling of Nicola you’ve got there Nikkala.

A whole blog dedicated to WAGs. What is the world coming to? A good portion of this blog was given over to covering ITV reality series WAGs Boutique, but that’s finished now, so it’s back to scouring the tabloids for morsels of WAG-related news – I say news, but I’m not sure that the fact that Steven Gerrard and his missus Alex Curran have set a date for their wedding constitutes hard news.

When Girls Aloud were invited to dine at Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant during filming for a new series of The F Word (which starts tonight on Channel 4, 9pm), they found the abrasive superchef to be on fine form. Firstly, Gordon slagged off the whole group for being stick-thin: ‘You do realise this is a cooking show? By looking at how skinny you are, you don’t eat food.’

Name Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham
Nationality British
WAG of… you have to ask? Okay, David Beckham, the most recognisable footballer on the planet.
Fame ranking 10/10 Victoria is the undisputed Queen of the WAGs and she loves it. Will turn up to the opening of an envelope if it means she gets the chance to show off her latest designer outfit.
Babe ranking 4/10 Pies much preferred her back when she was Posh Spice and had a bit of meat on her bones. She’s way too thin now although we concede she does have a cute smile.

The soccer-lovin’ ladeez across the pond sure like their stars ‘n’ stripes bikinis. That’s a good thing.

Um, this is plain wrong. Cheryl Tweedy, good wife of Cashley Cole, has admitted she has a soft spot for Jose Mourinho, Cashley’s boss. It’s a sugar daddy thing, clearly

Name Charlotte Mears
Nationality Essex
WAG of… Tottenham and England striker Jermain Defoe. They have been dating for more than a year and live together in Essex.

Ah, Italia – winners on the pitch in 2006 and, judging by the quality of their womenfolk, winners off the pitch too.

If there are any real women out there, can they confirm or deny this statement? You can buy this – and a few other designs – from MatchFitCouture for £19.99.

A little treat, via Fashion TV (essential late-night viewing), for lovers of football and scantily clad supermodels (ie. most of us). If your boss is a square, then you may not want to open this up at work. Otherwise, click away…

Some pretty girls in this vid (and some, er, less pretty girls), but it’s totally spoiled by the use of the national anthem, which is about the least sexy piece of music ever written…

If any German Pies readers can explain what’s going on here, I’d be very grateful. I recognise Owen Hargreaves (looking happy to be sandwiched between a couple of honeys), Phillip Lahm (looking about 12 years old) and Roque Sante Cruz (looking tall, dark and handsome), but who are the women?

Name Carly Zucker Nationality British WAG of… Chelsea & England midfielder Joe Cole. The couple are engaged and currently live in Cole’s £5m pad in Cobham, Surrey (according to Wikipedia, anyway). Fame ranking 5/10 The acceptable face of WAGs, Zucker found fame during the 2006 World Cup, but with Joe Cole out for much of [...]

Name Abigail Clancy. Pies knows her simply as Abi, cause we’re tight like that. Nationality British WAG of… Liverpool & England beanpole Peter ‘decent feet for a big man’ Crouch. Not exactly sure if their on/off relationship is on or off right now, but no matter. Abi began dating Crouch in January 2006 after the [...]

Not quite up to the standards of Brazil, but still not bad at all.

More honeys from the 2006 World Cup, to follow on from the babes of Germany and Brazil. Today, it’s those sauna-tastic Swedes…

A YouTube montage of hot Brazilian babes today, made up of photographs taken at the 2006 World Cup, to follow on from the German honeys we posted earlier this week. Because a World Cup is nothing without Brazilian babes in the crowd.

Name Michaela Henderson-Thynne. Ooh, posh name! Nationality British WAG of… Middlesbrough & England left winger/Steve McClaren pet Stewart Downing. Michaela, a 21-year-old law student who loves to shop, met Stewart four years ago when they were introduced through her cousin. Aw, sweetness. Hang on a minute, news is reaching us that the couple has recently [...]

A cheaply assembled YouTube montage of German babes, made up of photographs taken at the 2006 World Cup. And what could be better than that? (A: the Brazilian babe montage, which we’ll post tomorrow…)

In honour of England’s man of the match… Name Alex Curran Nationality British WAG of… Liverpool captain/England saviour Steven Gerrard. The couple have two daughters and are set to marry this summer. Fame ranking 5/10 Regularly appears in the tabloids and gossip mags but hasn’t gone out of her way to court celebrity, unlike some [...]

At least she plays with a smile on her face. If we can dig up an English grandparent, perhaps she can be the solution to England’s left-sided problem? She needs to work on her ball control though… [Via With Leather]

Nothing with the word ‘Unibond’ in the title can ever be sexy – unless, say, I discovered that Scarlett Johansson’s middle name was Unibond. [Via Deadspin]

Name Alessia MerzNationality ItalianWAG of… Sampdoria star striker Fabio Bazzani. Alessia gave birth to their son last year.Fame ranking 7/10 – Very famous in Italy, thanks to her work as a model, TV presenter and actress who prefers to hang around wearing not very many clothes. She also starred in the Italian version of ‘I’m [...]

Name Cheryl TweedyNationality BritishWAG of… Chelski and England left-back Ashley Cole. And here is OK magazine to prove their love is for real, honest it is.Fame ranking 9/10 – every teenage boy and his right hand knows about Girls Aloud.Babe ranking 7/10 – some may consider her a bit chavtastic for their taste, but you [...]