Name Alessia MerzNationality ItalianWAG of… Sampdoria star striker Fabio Bazzani. Alessia gave birth to their son last year.Fame ranking 7/10 – Very famous in Italy, thanks to her work as a model, TV presenter and actress who prefers to hang around wearing not very many clothes. She also starred in the Italian version of ‘I’m [...]

Name Cheryl TweedyNationality BritishWAG of… Chelski and England left-back Ashley Cole. And here is OK magazine to prove their love is for real, honest it is.Fame ranking 9/10 – every teenage boy and his right hand knows about Girls Aloud.Babe ranking 7/10 – some may consider her a bit chavtastic for their taste, but you [...]

If you think that headline seems like a shameless attempt to boost Pies’ standing in the Google search rankings, then you have a point. However, the headline holds true. Here, as promised, is a very, er, ‘cheeky’ YouTube vid of cheerleaders at a football match in Argentina, as spotted on The Offside and With Leather, [...]

Name Ilary BlasiNationality ItalianWAG of… Serie A superstar Francesco Totti. She married Totti in 2005. The couple have one son, with a second child due this April.Fame ranking 6/10 – Very famous in her native Italy, thanks to her work as a model and TV presenter.Babe ranking 7/10 – she scrubs up nicely.  Click below [...]

Name Martina ColombariNationality ItalianWAG of… Alessandro Costacurta, AC Milan’s veteran centre-back. Costa is now 40 years old and he’s still registered as a player, although this will almost certainly be his last seasonFame ranking 7/10 – Not well-known in the UK, but she is very big news in her native Italy; she’s a former Miss [...]

Name Manuela ArcuriNationality ItalianWAG of… Francesco Coco, a 30-year-old Italian defender (left-back, to be precise) who plays for Inter Milan – although he’s currently on loan at TorinoFame ranking 2/10 – Manuela is virtually unknown in the UK, despite being one of Italy’s most famous glamour girlsBabe ranking 8/10 – lovely stuff, as Alan Partridge [...]

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/OAEJAMIBBANG/CAR_PHI_178_JB.jpg aturday’s match between Bolton Wanderers and West Ham had dramatic consequences. As we know, the 4-0 drubbing which the Hammers received resulted in Alan Pardew’s sacking. Well, if you consider what Bolton’s half-time entertainment was for the day, you’ll be forgiven for thinking that the West Hams fans didn’t totally waste their time with their trip North. Why?…

Swedish keeper Magnus Hedman is set to join Chelsea until the end of the season. The former Coventry and Celtic man will provide extra cover for Carlo Cudicini and Hilario while Petr Cech is injured. Ever the flatterer, Jose Mourinho said: "You can only have a player who’s a free agent and I cannot find [...]

It’s just a bunch of hot, scantily clad women having a kickabout. What could be more natural than that?

Raica who? you may ask. Raica Oliveira, that’s who. The Brazilian supermodel (my favourite kind of supermodel) is the current girlfriend of toothy Brazil/Real Madrid striker Ronaldo. As you can see from this pic, she’s hotter than the sun, even when wearing some sort of naff, football-themed bra – frankly I don’t know what she [...]

10 DANIELLE LLOYD Teddy Sheringham’s current squeeze and the reigning Miss Great Britain. She also has an IQ of 152. Back of the net! Click below for the rest of the list…

Ashley Ashley Ashley, it’s all I ever bloody hear! What about his poor missus Cheryl? She never gets a look-in these days. So, in the interests of even-handed, balanced journalism, here’s a gratuitous charming pic of Cheryl relaxing in an American diner. Has she read her husband’s book, I wonder?

At last, a World Cup with a bit of dignity. [NSFW, if you hadn't guessed]

The big shock to me is that Ashley Cole comes across as marginally less wooden than his Geordie missus. The way she says ‘We’re engaged’, you’d think she doesn’t have a clue what ‘We’re engaged’ means. At least the glint in Cole’s eye makes him look like he’s semi-aware of the ridiculousness of the celebrity [...]

I guess this is how Sepp Blatter imagines women’s football should really be…

Come in Victoria Beckham, your time is up. The harsh truth is that footballers’ wives are only news-worthy if their blokes are performing on the pitch… David Beckham’s star is fading and so will interest in his missus. Carly Zucker, on the other hand, is on the way up. Zucker, a 24-year-old personal trainer, is [...]