Name Carly Zucker Nationality British WAG ofâ€¦ Chelsea & England midfielder Joe Cole. The couple are engaged and currently live in Cole’s Â£5m pad in Cobham, Surrey (according to Wikipedia, anyway). Fame ranking 5/10 The acceptable face of WAGs, Zucker found fame during the 2006 World Cup, but with Joe Cole out for much of [...]
Name Abigail Clancy. Pies knows her simply as Abi, cause we’re tight like that. Nationality British WAG ofâ€¦ Liverpool & England beanpole Peter ‘decent feet for a big man’ Crouch. Not exactly sure if their on/off relationship is on or off right now, but no matter. Abi began dating Crouch in January 2006 after the [...]
Not quite up to the standards of Brazil, but still not bad at all.
More honeys from the 2006 World Cup, to follow on from the babes of Germany and Brazil. Today, it’s those sauna-tastic Swedesâ€¦
A YouTube montage of hot Brazilian babes today, made up of photographs taken at the 2006 World Cup, to follow on from the German honeys we posted earlier this week. Because a World Cup is nothing without Brazilian babes in the crowd.
Name Michaela Henderson-Thynne. Ooh, posh name! Nationality British WAG ofâ€¦ Middlesbrough & England left winger/Steve McClaren pet Stewart Downing. Michaela, a 21-year-old law student who loves to shop, met Stewart four years ago when they were introduced through her cousin. Aw, sweetness. Hang on a minute, news is reaching us that the couple has recently [...]
A cheaply assembled YouTube montage of German babes, made up of photographs taken at the 2006 World Cup. And what could be better than that? (A: the Brazilian babe montage, which we’ll post tomorrowâ€¦)
In honour of England’s man of the matchâ€¦ Name Alex Curran Nationality British WAG ofâ€¦ Liverpool captain/England saviour Steven Gerrard. The couple have two daughters and are set to marry this summer. Fame ranking 5/10 Regularly appears in the tabloids and gossip mags but hasn’t gone out of her way to court celebrity, unlike some [...]
At least she plays with a smile on her face. If we can dig up an English grandparent, perhaps she can be the solution to England’s left-sided problem? She needs to work on her ball control thoughâ€¦ [Via With Leather]
Nothing with the word ‘Unibond’ in the title can ever be sexy â€“ unless, say, I discovered that Scarlett Johansson’s middle name was Unibond. [Via Deadspin]
Name Alessia MerzNationality ItalianWAG ofâ€¦ Sampdoria star striker Fabio Bazzani. Alessia gave birth to their son last year.Fame ranking 7/10 – Very famous in Italy, thanks to her work as a model, TV presenter and actress who prefers to hang around wearing not very many clothes. She also starred in the Italian version of ‘I’m [...]
Name Cheryl TweedyNationality BritishWAG ofâ€¦ Chelski and England left-back Ashley Cole. And here is OK magazine to prove their love is for real, honest it is.Fame ranking 9/10 – every teenage boy and his right hand knows about Girls Aloud.Babe ranking 7/10 – some may consider her a bit chavtastic for their taste, but you [...]
If you think that headline seems like a shameless attempt to boost Pies’ standing in the Google search rankings, then you have a point. However, the headline holds true. Here, as promised, is a very, er, ‘cheeky’ YouTube vid of cheerleaders at a football match in Argentina, as spotted on The Offside and With Leather, [...]
Name Ilary BlasiNationality ItalianWAG ofâ€¦ Serie A superstar Francesco Totti. She married Totti in 2005. The couple have one son, with a second child due this April.Fame ranking 6/10 – Very famous in her native Italy, thanks to her work as a model and TV presenter.Babe ranking 7/10 – she scrubs up nicely. Click below [...]
Name Martina ColombariNationality ItalianWAG ofâ€¦ Alessandro Costacurta, AC Milan’s veteran centre-back. Costa is now 40 years old and he’s still registered as a player, although this will almost certainly be his last seasonFame ranking 7/10 – Not well-known in the UK, but she is very big news in her native Italy; she’s a former Miss [...]
Name Manuela ArcuriNationality ItalianWAG ofâ€¦ Francesco Coco, a 30-year-old Italian defender (left-back, to be precise) who plays for Inter Milan â€“ although he’s currently on loan at TorinoFame ranking 2/10 – Manuela is virtually unknown in the UK, despite being one of Italy’s most famous glamour girlsBabe ranking 8/10 – lovely stuff, as Alan Partridge [...]
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/OAEJAMIBBANG/CAR_PHI_178_JB.jpg aturday’s match between Bolton Wanderers and West Ham had dramatic consequences. As we know, the 4-0 drubbing which the Hammers received resulted in Alan Pardew’s sacking. Well, if you consider what Bolton’s half-time entertainment was for the day, you’ll be forgiven for thinking that the West Hams fans didn’t totally waste their time with their trip North. Why?…
Swedish keeper Magnus Hedman is set to join Chelsea until the end of the season. The former Coventry and Celtic man will provide extra cover for Carlo Cudicini and Hilario while Petr Cech is injured. Ever the flatterer, Jose Mourinho said: "You can only have a player who’s a free agent and I cannot find [...]
It’s just a bunch of hot, scantily clad women having a kickabout. What could be more natural than that?
Raica who? you may ask. Raica Oliveira, that’s who. The Brazilian supermodel (my favourite kind of supermodel) is the current girlfriend of toothy Brazil/Real Madrid striker Ronaldo. As you can see from this pic, she’s hotter than the sun, even when wearing some sort of naff, football-themed bra â€“ frankly I don’t know what she [...]
10 DANIELLE LLOYD Teddy Sheringham’s current squeeze and the reigning Miss Great Britain. She also has an IQ of 152. Back of the net! Click below for the rest of the listâ€¦
Ashley Ashley Ashley, it’s all I ever bloody hear! What about his poor missus Cheryl? She never gets a look-in these days. So, in the interests of even-handed, balanced journalism, here’s a gratuitous charming pic of Cheryl relaxing in an American diner. Has she read her husband’s book, I wonder?
At last, a World Cup with a bit of dignity. [NSFW, if you hadn't guessed]
The big shock to me is that Ashley Cole comes across as marginally less wooden than his Geordie missus. The way she says ‘We’re engaged’, you’d think she doesn’t have a clue what ‘We’re engaged’ means. At least the glint in Cole’s eye makes him look like he’s semi-aware of the ridiculousness of the celebrity [...]