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WAGs & Babes

WAGs & Babes: An in-depth scientific examination of the lovely ladies that pepper the modern game.

Dave’s missus + Photoshop – clothes = reasonably attractive If you can ignore the ridiculous Mr Whippy hairdo and intense, constipated stare, then you may concede that old Posh looks half-decent in this new photoshoot for Emporio Armani underwear. So decent, in fact, that her proud fella – who is also a pants ambassador for […]

Meet Alberto Aquiliani’s ex-squeeze Camassa, a model and former Miss World contestant, used to date Italian midfield star Aquilani. Click on the image below to launch her gallery…

C-Ron’s ex-squeeze, now dating Marcus Bent. That constitutes a relegation, surely? Click on the image below to launch the gallery…

Keano’s missus braves Liverpool in tasteless shoes What the hell are those on Claudine Palmer’s feet? They look like sci-fi stripper wedge heels – and they are mos’ definitely NOT in this summer. Or any summer. As for Robbie, he plays it safe with the standard male summer uniform of camo shorts & flip-flops. [The […]

Friday’s fun-sized selection Stevie G’s missus named new Queen of the WAGs by Tatler magazine [Kickette] Chelsea table £19.7m bid for Real Madrid’s Brazilian striker Robinho. Good luck with that [BBC] Aston Villa invest in a new pair of full-backs: Nicky Shorey (left) and Luke Young (right) [Independent] Rafa Benitez: this is my best Liverpool […]

Tuesday’s soccer-shaped smorgasbord Real Madrid midfielder Wesley Sneijder’s knee injury will rule him out for three months, a relief to the player who had feared a longer absence. Tests showed Sneijder did not tear ligaments when he was challenged by Arsenal’s Abou Diaby in a friendly. [Canadian Press] Alex Ferguson is a secret film buff […]

Posh v fictional luckdragon Uncanny, huh. Spotted at

Today’s news, rumours & morsels Top five hottest women in the USA national team [Save the intern] Ex-con Joey Barton loses lucrative Nike boot deal [The Sun] David Bentley set for White Hart Lane medical after Spurs increase bid to £15m. [Telegraph] Aston Villa’s attempts to compete with the salary Gareth Barry would receive if […]

Tuesday’s tastiest soccer snacks Fergie may make shock £15m swoop for Thierry Henry, says the Daily Star William Gallas admits last season’s tantrum at Birmingham was a “mistake”. [Independent] Sven-Goran Eriksson should slap on some sunblock… [Monterrey Offside] Has Owen Hargreaves broken up with his WAG? [Kickette] Arsenal bang ten goals past Burgenland in friendly. […]

One reason why beach soccer rules… Fifa Beach Soccer Girls DanceUploaded by Machochip This half-time dance is simply awesome. Although our erection was rudely interrupted by the shot of Big Eric Cantona stroking his salt-and-pepper beard. So close your eyes at nine seconds in. For the record, the semi finals look like this: Brazil vs […]

Thursday’s loveliest links WIll Ferrell hearts Chelsea The American funny man was spotted on Jon Stewart’s Daily Show (there to promote new movie Step Brothers) wearing a Chelsea shirt. Go figure. [Unprofessional Foul] Safe soccer Some Cape Town footballers are putting condoms on their feet, so that their socks can stay up longer during matches. […]

Meet the best thing about Swiss football Click image below to launch the gallery of Behrami’s hotter-than-your-girlfriend girlfriend…

A few photos of Gary Lineker’s WAG for your enjoyment Click on the image below to launch the gallery…

In which Frank reveals he broke a treadmill because he was too fat fast Stalker alert, stalker alert. [Via The Spoiler & 101 Great Goals]

Pies continues to scrape the YouTube barrel… because it’s mid-July, there’s no proper football worth talking about, and we can’t be arsed to recycle transfer rumours This cheap attempt to garner more hits is brought to you with a tip of the hat to the diligent folks at The Offside

The things players get up to in their down time… (click on image below to view gallery)

…And the ladies love Totti This is how I imagine a superstar footballer spends his summer break. Another pic after the break…

C-Ron soaks up the sun with his WAG du jour Say hi to C-Ron and girlfriend Nereida Gallardo. The classy lovebirds are currently on holiday in Sardinia, Italy – a destination the soon-to-be-ex-Man Utd star probably chose as it means he can also stock up on the finest virgin olive oil (for his hair, not […]

Miss Poland benefits from unusual voting patterns to lift title Hearty congrats to our Polish readers, who can proudly claim that their beauty queen is the lucky winner of Miss Euro 2008. It seems that most people in Poland voted for her (in the final, she received more than 10,000 votes, to Miss Italy’s 1,000), […]

Our latest selection of eye candy, taken from the quarter finals More below…

At last, we’re down to the final pair – but can anyone stop Miss Poland? This whole Miss Euro 2008 thing has dragged on way too long, I’m sure you’ll agree, but at least it’s almost over. Based on voting in the earlier rounds, Miss Italy (right) has it all to do to beat Miss […]

Who will face the mighty Miss Poland in the final? Yesterday, Miss Poland romped into the final, with more than 6,000 votes – those Poles, they love to support their women. Today sees the second semi-final line-up, and it’s a high-quality encounter, between two nations well-known for the quality of their women. Choose between Miss […]

We’re down to the final four (about time too)… On the pitch, the Czechs and the Poles couldn’t get out of their group. At least fans of those nations can console themselves with the knowledge that their two beauty queens have made it to the semi final stages of Miss Euro 2008. But which of […]

Desperate Housewives star & man watch their team lose Among the stars who turned up to watch France lose to Italy were Eva Longoria and her bloke, Tony Parker. Parker plays for San Antonio Spurs in the NBA, but he’s French, hence the support for Thierry Henry and co. The lovely Eva was also sporting […]