It’s lingerie… from the future!

Half-decent glamour model getting hitched to half-decent midfielder

Say hello to Diego Forlan’s better-looking half

Real Madrid’s Gago unhappy in Spain and looking for new club

Italian glamour model with clothes phobia? You’ve come to the right place…

Who the hell is this Pixie Lott anyway?

I kissed a badge and I liked it

Cilla, get your hat out

Hmm, they still wear stonewashed jeans in South America. Interesting

Meet Cristiano Ronaldo’s current WAG (at time of posting)

Sorry Darren, she’s out of your league

Scorchio!

Say hello to Mrs Buffon…

Meet Jamie O’Hara’s thicker half…

Check out Pies’ marvellous gallery of Ronaldo’s ex

So Abi, what first attracted you to England football star Peter Crouch?

You can’t buy class. You can buy new body parts though

Putting the bux in buxom, say hello to the love of Gary Lineker’s life (after Alan Hansen and golf, of course)

She’s a Dutch model with a very fancy name…

Italy produces the hottest WAGs and here’s irrefutable proof…