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WAGs & Babes: An in-depth scientific examination of the lovely ladies that pepper the modern game.

The last quarter final to be decided Which beauty queen will join those from Czech Republic, Poland, and Italy in the last four? I have no idea (well, I have a clue). The decision is yours. Vote below…

A third gallery of eye candy from the Euros More below…

Vote on the third quarter final A heavyweight clash of the brunettes – who do you choose to join the good women of Czech Republic and Poland in the semi finals? Vote below…

The second quarter final of Miss Euro 2008 Yesterday, you voted Miss Czech Republic (the poor man’s Georgie Thompson) through to the semi finals. Today it’s the turn of blonde Miss Poland (who got more votes than all the other girls put together in round one) and brunette Miss Turkey. Vote below…

What, after that headline, you’re stopping to read this meaningless text? Shame that no video involving Chris Kamara’s massive head can ever be truly sexy. [Via The Spoiler] Tonight’s betting courtesy of our mates at Betclick. There’s a free £10 bet for you if fancy it? Bet on Croatia to beat Germany 2-0. Bet £10 […]

Down to serious business, with the first match-up in the last eight of Miss Euro 2008 A straight cat fight between the blonde charms of Miss Czech Republic (left) and the brunette representing the co-hosts Austria (right). Who wins? Vote below…

Another selection of the easiest-on-the-eye supporters More below…

The last of the group matches On the pitch, we saw silky Spain demolish the Russians in the opening game in Group D. But when it comes to Miss Euro 2008, which nation will progress to the last eight, Miss Russia (left), or Miss Spain (right)? Vote below…

The first match-up from Group D Just two group matches to go, before the quarter finals of Miss Euro 2008 begin. Today it’s a classic blonde vs brunette showdown, between Miss Sweden (left) and Miss Greece (right). Vote for your favourite below…

Vote on another clash of the football beauty queens Which of today’s “beauties” (I use the term loosely) will join the sash-wearing stunners from Czech Republic, Turkey, Austria and Italy? The decision is yours. Choose between Miss Holland (left) and Miss Romania (right). Vote below…

When the action on the pitch flags, expect photographers to train their lenses on the prettiest girls in the stands…

A veritable clash of the titans Yesterday, Miss Poland earned more than 10,000 votes (!!) in her clash against Miss Germany, sparking accusations of a fix – Pies’ polls usually get between 200-500 votes, so something funny was going on. However, the result stands, and Miss Poland goes through to the quarter finals, where she […]

Germany are favourites on the field, but how will their beauty queen fare? The lovely ladies of Czech Republic, Turkey and Austria are already through to the last eight. Choose today between Miss Poland (pictured left) and Miss Germany (right). Vote below…

The vote for your Miss Euro 2008 continues… Yesterday you chose Miss Turkey over the frankly not-very-attractive Miss Portugal; she joins Miss Cezch Republic in the last eight. Today, it’s the turn of the chosen beauty queens from Croatia (she’s the one on the left) and co-hosts Austria (right). Vote below…

The second fixture of Pies’ Miss Euro vote Yesterday you voted for Miss Czech Republic to progress to the quarter finals of Miss Euro 2008, at the expense of poor Miss Switezerland – one of the hosts, down at the first hurdle! Today we ask you to choose between Miss Portugal (left) and Miss Turkey […]

Vote for your Miss Euro 2008, starting with the co-hosts vs the Czechs One woman from each participating country at Euro 2008 has been chosen to represent their nation in a Miss Euro 2008 beauty contest (the contest took place on Saturday, but we won’t tell you who won – you can find out on […]

Irish chart botherers to serenade Roo’s missus Westlife will perform at the wedding of Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin. Westlife are apparently Coleen’s favourite band. How vomit-inducing sweet. The couple are getting married on 14 June in Italy and are rumoured to be spending £3m on the bash, thanks mostly to OK! magazine. God knows […]

German midfielder punching above his weight Here’s Bastian Schweinsteiger with girlfriend Sarah Brandner at Palma Airport in Mallorca, Spain. The German national team has just arrived in Mallorca for a training camp to prepare for Euro 2008 this June. I don’t want to be rude (translation: I do), but isn’t young Bastian punching way above […]

The hottest Man Utd and Chelsea WAGs 1. Carly Zucker (Joe Cole, Chelsea) The fitness instructor-turned-C-list celeb has been dating Coley for almost six years. They’re due to be married this June.

Posh ages 20 years with the power of make-up With the help of a vicious backcomb and some deathly make-up, Posh manages to transform herself into Scary. She was attending the annual Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute Gala, along with hubbie Dave and best bud Katie Holmes. Honestly, she looked at least ten years older than […]

C-Ron’s girlfriend (at time of posting) is strong like bull She may not be a lady, but she’s all woman. Via Kickette

C-Ron’s new WAG has, er, “class” Ronaldo’s new girlfriend was papped this week wearing “R7″ diamond earrings (coming soon to an Elizabeth Duke counter at Argos), clearly in tribute to the Man Utd superstar. She also has a new bob haircut, clearly in tribute to Victoria Beckham. Via Kickette

Four British football WAGs made it into FHM’s annual 100 Sexiest Women poll this year. Victoria Beckham (above, left) was voted down in 98th (surely she’ll slip out of the top 100 next year?), with Peter Crouch’s missus, Abbey Clancy (above, right), in a respectable 55th position, albeit slightly below her 37th spot last year.

Carly Zucker, WAG to Chelsea star Joe Cole, helps launch the new Mars ‘Get Britain Playing’ campaign at the Old Truman Brewery, Brick Lane, London. Mars are giving away 100,000 footballs as part of a campaign to encourage people to play football this summer. Photo Anthony Upton/PA Wire