Bundesliga

Bundesliga: All the latest German flavoured news, views, rumours and other assorted bits and bobs

• BundesFAIL: Cologne Striker Sehrou Guirassy Pulls Off Open-Goal Miss So Atrocious His Own Fans Refuse To Accept His Shirt Afterwards (Video) October 23rd, 2017 Bundesliga
• Going Dental: Wolfsburg Coach Reveals Post-Match Tooth-Brushing Is Secret Behind Improved Bundesliga Form October 20th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Youssoufa Moukoko: Borussia Dortmund Move To Deny Rumours That 12-Year-Old Prodigy Is Actually A Middle-Aged Bloke October 12th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Canine Intervention: Jupp Heynckes, 72, Reveals He Returned To Bayern Munich Because His Dog Told Him To… October 9th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Woodwork Wipeout: MSV Duisburg Manage To Hit The Post Four Times In Just 2.5 Seconds (Video) October 3rd, 2017 Bundesliga
• ‘My Son Has Better Training At His Youth Team’ – Arjen Robben Not Fully Complimentary In Assessment Carlo Ancelotti’s Bayern Munich Tenure October 2nd, 2017 Bundesliga
• Bundesliga: Ex-Man Utd Playmaker Shinji Kagawa Makes History With Stunning Chip For Dortmund (Video) October 1st, 2017 Bundesliga
• Light Fingers: Dortmund ‘Keeper Roman Burki Has Weird Pre-Match Ritual That Involves Pinching Balls (Video) September 29th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Official: Bayern Munich Sack Carlo Ancelotti After Slumping To Worst Champions League Group Stage Defeat In 21 Years September 28th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Bayern Munich Coax Veteran ‘Keeper Tom Starke Out Of Retirement To Help Cover Manuel Neuer’s Extended Injury Lay-Off September 25th, 2017 Bundesliga
• BundesFAIL: Hoffenheim Fan Grabs Nadiem Amiri’s Shirt, Miscalculates Height Of Advertising Board When Returning To Seat (Video) September 21st, 2017 Bundesliga
• ‘Bullsh*t’ – Bayern Munich Hotshot Robert Lewandowski Addresses Resurfaced Real Madrid Transfer Rumours In Curt Fashion September 18th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Official: Swansea Sign Renato ‘Golden Boy’ Sanches On Season-Long Loan From Bayern Munich August 31st, 2017 Bundesliga
• Official: Barcelona Make Ousmane Dembele Second-Most Expensive Footballer Ever, Less Than Two Years Into His Senior Career August 25th, 2017 Barcelona
• Official: West Brom Sign Sprightly Winger Oliver Burke From RB Leipzig In £15m Deal (Photo) August 25th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Hamburg: Nicolai Muller Ruled Out For Seven Months After Rupturing Knee Ligament While Celebrating Goal (Photo & Video) August 20th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Impact Stub: Bayern Munich’s New Sporting Director Has Banned Carlo Ancelotti From Smoking On The Job August 18th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Schalke 04 Celebrate First Bundesliga Game Of Season By Offering Every Fan (Over 16) Free Beer On The House August 17th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Bayern Munich: Franck Ribery Cheekily Unties Referee’s Boot Laces Before Whipping Home 20-Yard Freekick (Video) August 12th, 2017 Bundesliga
• RB Leipzig Director Ralf Rangnick Issues Semi-Apology After Saying Iffy Things About Liverpool Target Naby Keita And His ‘Village’ July 27th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Feuertaufe: Ron-Robert Zieler Concedes From Halfway Line Just One Day After Signing For VfB Stuttgart (Video) July 13th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Official: James Rodriguez Signs For Bayern Munich In €10m, Two-Year Loan Arrangement July 11th, 2017 Bundesliga
• 2. Bundesliga: Newly-Promoted Holstein Kiel Have Innovative ‘Fjord Map’ Kit Design Rejected By League Officials (Photo) July 9th, 2017 Bundesliga
• Hoffenheim Coach Julian Nagelsmann Erects Big Screen At Training Ground To Work On Errors In Real Time (Photo) July 6th, 2017 Bundesliga
• ‘We Can’t Pay €100m For 28-Year-Olds’ – Bayern Munich President Uli Hoeness Effectively Rules Out Move For Alexis Sanchez June 29th, 2017 Arsenal