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Fernando Torres: I was surprised Everton fans were so friendly

Fernando Torres: I was surprised Everton fans were so friendly

December 2nd, 2009

El Nino gets a lot of love from Toffees fans

Photos: Everton 0-2 Liverpool, Premier League

Photos: Everton 0-2 Liverpool, Premier League

November 30th, 2009

The best photos from the weekend’s Merseyside derby

New WAG Alert! Meet Diniyar Bilyaletdinov’s hot Russian girlfriend…

New WAG Alert! Meet Diniyar Bilyaletdinov’s hot Russian girlfriend…

November 30th, 2009
Photos: Hull City 3-2 Everton, Premier League (aka the Jimmy Bullard Effect)

Photos: Hull City 3-2 Everton, Premier League (aka the Jimmy Bullard Effect)

November 26th, 2009

David Moyes slams team for ‘shocking’ performance

Guess Who? Identify the Premier League player tying his boots NOW WITH ANSWER

Guess Who? Identify the Premier League player tying his boots NOW WITH ANSWER

November 12th, 2009

Test your football skills with our picture teaser

Gurns: Tim Cahill (Everton) and Alessandro Diamanti (West Ham)

Gurns: Tim Cahill (Everton) and Alessandro Diamanti (West Ham)

November 10th, 2009
Photos: Everton 0-2 Benfica, Europa League

Photos: Everton 0-2 Benfica, Europa League

November 6th, 2009

Injury-ravaged Everton on the ropes

Phil Neville: Gary Neville is NOT my brother

Phil Neville: Gary Neville is NOT my brother

November 5th, 2009

Neville Neville is the name of their dad…

Mikel Arteta’s comeback for Everton delayed by knee infection

Mikel Arteta’s comeback for Everton delayed by knee infection

November 4th, 2009

Spanish midfielder may not play again this year

Photos: Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Everton, League Cup (and Everton show off purple charity kit)

Photos: Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Everton, League Cup (and Everton show off purple charity kit)

October 28th, 2009
Spot the Baller: 21 October, 2009

Spot the Baller: 21 October, 2009

October 21st, 2009

Who’s the ball-headed Everton player?

Marouane Fellaini’s Afro is out of control

Marouane Fellaini’s Afro is out of control

October 20th, 2009

Everton star’s big hair is a serious threat to the beautiful game

New Everton purple and gold charity kit is fastest-selling in club’s history

New Everton purple and gold charity kit is fastest-selling in club’s history

October 16th, 2009
Everton make Johnny Heitinga their best-paid player. Is he worth it?

Everton make Johnny Heitinga their best-paid player. Is he worth it?

September 2nd, 2009

The acquisition of Heitinga is a real boost for Everton

Shit Lookalikes: Michael Mancienne and Snoop Pearson from ‘The Wire’

Shit Lookalikes: Michael Mancienne and Snoop Pearson from ‘The Wire’

September 1st, 2009
Dumb American kids should NEVER review Premier League games (with video evidence)

Dumb American kids should NEVER review Premier League games (with video evidence)

September 1st, 2009

Dennis Denilson and William Galgas are my favourite Arsenal players too

Talking point: Who should Everton buy to replace Joleon “Judas” Lescott?

August 24th, 2009

We all know that Joleon Lescott, who is set to become the second most expensive defender in history, wants to leave Everton for one reason – a substantial pay rise. And so I understand if some Evertonians call him Judas Lescott. Looking at the Everton forums, most fans are consoling themself with the fact that [...]

Reluctant Everton agree to sell Joleon Lescott to Man City, but only for £24m

August 24th, 2009

This statement from Everton’s official website: “Everton has agreed an undisclosed fee with Manchester City for the transfer of defender Joleon Lescott. The Club had previously rejected two offers for the England centre back, with David Moyes repeatedly stating his desire to keep his best players at Goodison Park. However, Lescott informed the Club he [...]

Football merch: ‘Kopites are Gobshites’ anti-Liverpool T-shirt

August 21st, 2009

Are Kopites gobshites? No comment, your honour. Available from Objectivo.com, priced $24. MORE TEES Burnley 1-0 Man Utd. You watched the game, now buy the T-shirt Giuseppe Rossi Judas T-shirt Top 10 footballers who revealed T-shirts with messages

Jack Rodwell runs the show for Everton against Sigma Olomouc

August 21st, 2009

A morale-boosting win for Everton, and David Moyes can thank 18-year-old Jack Rodwell, who gave perhaps his best performance for the club, and on his European debut. He scored with two long-range shots, the second being an abosolute screamer. This boy will go far. As far as South Africa? It’s possible, if unlikely. Joleon Lescott, [...]

David Moyes drops Joleon Lescott from Everton team for ‘poor attitude’

August 19th, 2009

We hear that Joleon Lescott has been dropped for Everton’s Europa League qualifier against Sigma Olomouc on Thursday. David Moyes said of Lescott: “His attitude in the past few days has been poor and for that reason I won’t include him. “I’ve always thought he was a good lad. But I think he has not [...]

Video: Everton’s new away kit launched with Haka war dance

August 7th, 2009

I have no idea what the Haka has to do with Everton, so I have to award a big FAIL to this PR stunt. If you do know the link between a Maori war dance and Le Coq Sportif/Everton, let me know. All I can think of is that Tim Cahill has a Samoan mum, [...]

Joleon Lescott wants to leave Everton. Disappointing but inevitable

August 4th, 2009

Joleon Lescott wants to leave Everton. Their new home kit has been cited as a key factor Seriously though, can you really blame Lescott for being tempted by a contract that is at least twice as fat as the one he’s currently picking up? Of course not. After all, he left Wolves before to go [...]

Horror Hair: Louis Saha is now a ginger

August 4th, 2009

Did Louis lose a pre-season bet? Or did he mean to dye his hair blonde and get the wrong colour? Or perhaps he’s trying to look like even more of a dick in a box than team-mate Marouane Fellaini? Whatever, this look is a tonsorial FAIL.

Philippe Senderos has signed for Everton. Does this mean Joleon Lescott is off to Man City?

August 3rd, 2009

Worst-kept secret in football? Philippe Senderos has signed for Everton. Or so every Arsenal blog seems to think. And it’s no secret that Arsene Wenger invited offers for the out-of-favour defender. Percentage chance that this is true? I’d say 95%. Doing the maths, does this suggest that Senderos will replace a current Everton defender? In [...]