FAIL
Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.
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Brazilian ‘Spotkick Specialist’ Somehow Manages To Send His Penalty Backwards (Video)
April 15th, 2013
FAIL
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Utrecht’s Mike Van Der Hoorn Scores Inexplicably Terrible Own Goal Under No Pressure vs AZ Alkmaar (Video)
April 15th, 2013
FAIL
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Silly Old Mark Clattenburg Forgets His Cards For The Second Half Of Reading vs Liverpool
April 14th, 2013
FAIL
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Vincenzo Montella Doesn’t Give Two Hoots About Mario Balotelli’s Fake Out Shot (Video)
April 12th, 2013
FAIL
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CRAC Striker Skies Shot So Badly He Turns Away In Disgust, Still Somehow Manages To Score! (Video)
April 11th, 2013
FAIL
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‘There Is No Agreement’ – Joey Barton Claims Deal In Place To Stay At Marseille Next Season, Marseille Not Quite So Sure
April 11th, 2013
FAIL
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Wigan Fail To Sell 10,000 Of Their 31,000 Allocated Tickets For FA Cup Semi Final At Wembley
April 10th, 2013
FA Cup
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Genoa To Sue Fan Who Scammed Club Into Donating €70k To Son ‘Critically Ill’ With Mild Asthma
April 10th, 2013
FAIL
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Uganda Coach Sacked As ‘April Fools Joke’ Actually Sacked One Week Later
April 9th, 2013
FAIL
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20 Examples Of Football’s Most Fabulously Naff Knitwear
April 8th, 2013
FAIL
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Bulgarian Manager Loses It Over Soft Red, Steals Referee’s Cards And Throws Them Away In Protest (Video)
April 8th, 2013
FAIL
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Snapshot: Referee Forces Barnsley To Play In Crystal Palace’s Away Kit
April 8th, 2013
Championship
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Shit Football Kits: Barcelona’s New Training Clobber Might Be Bloody Awful
April 6th, 2013
Barcelona
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Man Utd Hire ‘Specialist Acoustic Expert’ To Improve Naff Atmosphere At Old Trafford, Jokes Write Themselves
April 5th, 2013
FAIL
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Lebanese Match Officials Charged After Receiving ‘Sexual Bribes’ To Fix AFC Cup Match
April 4th, 2013
FAIL
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‘Andy Reid Has No Opinion On Di Canio Controversy’ – Irish Daily Star Have Your Utterly Irrelevent Non-Story Of The Day
April 4th, 2013
FAIL
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Mario Götze Caught Short, Has Emergency Tinkle In Malaga’s Stadium (Video)
April 4th, 2013
Bundesliga
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Presenting: The Worst Set Piece Freekick Routine In The History Of Everything Ever (Video)
April 2nd, 2013
FAIL
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Hamburg Invite Fans To Barbecue As Apology For 9-2 Bayern Munich Thrashing
April 1st, 2013
Bundesliga
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Brazilian Side Uniao Barbarense Field Two Players Wearing Same Shirt Number To Deliberately Confuse Opponents
March 30th, 2013
FAIL
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Shit Lookalikes: Gerard Depardieu To Play Doppleganger Jules Rimet In Film About History Of FIFA
March 29th, 2013
FAIL
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Italian Club Triestina Fill Stadium With Fake Vinyl Fans To Make It Look Full On Television
March 29th, 2013
FAIL
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Clarence Seedorf Faces Hefty Six Match Ban For Heinous Crime Of ‘Leaving The Pitch The Wrong Way’
March 29th, 2013
FAIL
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Windsor FC And Flackwell Heath Thrown Out Of Berks & Bucks Cup After Both Fielded Ineligible Players Against Each Other
March 27th, 2013
FAIL
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Former Lyon Coach Bernard Lacombe Tells Female Radio Phone-In Caller To ‘Stick To Cooking’, Claims It Was Just A Funny Joke
March 27th, 2013
FAIL