FAIL
Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.
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Police Claim Female Zenit Fans Smuggled Fireworks Into Stadium ‘Inside Themselves’ After Keeper Injured By Explosion
November 19th, 2012
FAIL
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Horror Hair: Southampton Keeper Paolo Gazzaniga’s Terrible Padawan Rat Tail
November 19th, 2012
FAIL
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FC Tokyo And Vissel Kobe Laugh In Face Of Health & Safety, Play On Completely Water-Logged Pitch (Video)
November 18th, 2012
FAIL
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Modric Drops 60-Yard Pinpoint Pass On Benzema’s Toe, Athletic Bilbao Defender Steals In To Score Deft Own-Goal (Video)
November 18th, 2012
FAIL
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Somebody Forgot To Put 50p In The Lecky Meter Before Moreirense vs Benfica (Video)
November 17th, 2012
FAIL
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‘It’s A Goal, Michael’ – BBC Radio Commentator Completely Misses Goal, Corrected By Brilliantly Deadpan Co-Commentator (Audio)
November 16th, 2012
FAIL
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Hertfordshire FA Ban 14-Year-Old Goalkeeper With Tourettes For Swearing At Referee
November 16th, 2012
FAIL
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Union’s Gaston Cellerino Kung-Fu Kicks Wanderers Keeper In The Heart! (Video)
November 15th, 2012
FAIL
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Brazilian Superstar Neymar Makes Utter Hash Of Penalty Against Colombia (Video)
November 15th, 2012
FAIL
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Parachute Jumper Overshoots Stadium Landing, Crashes Straight Into Oblivious Player (Video)
November 14th, 2012
FAIL
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Shit Football Kits: The New Catalonia Shirt Is Not Pretty!
November 14th, 2012
FAIL
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Devious Coach Attempts To Trip Winger On Touchline, Made To Stand Behind Fence As Punishment (Video)
November 14th, 2012
FAIL
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Good Ol’ Fashioned Howler: Atletico Rafaela Keeper Waits, And Waits, And Waits, And Waits… (Video)
November 13th, 2012
FAIL
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Old Man With Lady Gaga T-Shirt And American Football On His Head Performs ‘The Emile Heskey Rap’ (Video)
November 13th, 2012
FAIL
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Snapshot: Lionel Messi Has AK-47 Poked In Face At Saudi Airport, Looks Suitably Petrified
November 13th, 2012
Barcelona
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Mario Balotelli Tastefully ‘Camouflages’ His £160,000 Bentley Continental (Photo)
November 12th, 2012
FAIL
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Football GIF: Luis Suarez Turns To Celebrate Goal With Teammates, Suddenly Realises He’s All Alone
November 12th, 2012
Chelsea
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart: Journalist Ollie Holt Appears On Sunday Supplement Wearing Rather Fetching Alice Band
November 11th, 2012
FAIL
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Six Millwall Fans Arrested For Proudly Unfurling ‘Marvin Sordell (Racist Abuse Victim) Is A C**t’ Banner
November 11th, 2012
Bolton Wanderers
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Both Teams And Large Sections Of Crowd Attack Referee As Anarchy Breaks Out In Tajikistan Premier League Game (Video)
November 9th, 2012
FAIL
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Introducing: Shockingly Brutal Icelandic Junior Football League Where All Fouls Are Legal (Video)
November 9th, 2012
FAIL
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Former Everton Striker Michael Branch Jailed For Seven Years For Selling Drugs
November 8th, 2012
Everton
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Snapshot: Jan Vertonghen Flavoured Full-Kit Wanker Spotted At Supermarket
November 8th, 2012
FAIL
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Arsenal Jilt Junior Gunners, Send Out £20 Membership Packs With Robin Van Persie & Alex Song On Cover
November 8th, 2012
Arsenal
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Dynamo Kiev Fan Runs Onto Pitch In Stoppage Time, Breaks Up Attack With Belly Slide (Video)
November 7th, 2012
Champions League