FAIL
Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.
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Shit Football Ink: Andre Santos Shows Off Wretched New Tattoo At Arsenal Training
October 2nd, 2012
Arsenal
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HJK Helsinki Score With Two Balls On Pitch, Referee Allows Strange Goal To Stand (Video)
October 2nd, 2012
FAIL
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Stoke Match Programme Awards Potters Hard-Earned (And Entirely Fictional) Point Against Chelsea
October 1st, 2012
Chelsea
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Irate Fan Hurtles Onto Pitch, Throttles Linesman During Ukrainian Game (Video)
September 30th, 2012
FAIL
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Sir Alex Ferguson Impressed By Batman’s Performance For Tottenham (Video)
September 30th, 2012
FAIL
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‘Hulk Out!’ – Fake Bomb Found At Zenit Training Complex, Protest Over Hulk’s Astronomical Wages
September 29th, 2012
FAIL
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Chelsea Enjoy Fashion Shoot With Dolce & Gabbana, Leave Space For Absent John Terry To Be Edited In Later (Photo)
September 28th, 2012
Chelsea
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Lionel Messi Leaves Barcelona Luncheon, Flummoxed By Unlockable Car, Eventually Realises It’s Not His (Video)
September 28th, 2012
Barcelona
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Gerardo Bedoya Shown 41st Career Red Card, Studs Opponent’s Face To Celebrate, Given 15-Match Ban (Video)
September 28th, 2012
FAIL
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Snoop Dogg Is Really Quite Crap At Football, Has Amazing Pre-Penalty Line-Dancing Routine (Video)
September 27th, 2012
FAIL
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Dodgy IV Drips, Mafia Break-Ins & Match-Fixing – Former Argentina International Matias Almeyda Lifts Lid On Italian Football
September 26th, 2012
FAIL
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Dinamo Zagreb’s Domagoj Vida Fined €100k For Opening Beer On Team Coach En Route To Game
September 26th, 2012
FAIL
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Lokomotiv Plovdiv Suffer Shock Defeat To Bottom Side, Owner Forces Players To Take Lie Detector Tests
September 26th, 2012
FAIL
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‘Lauren Would Kick The Sh*t Out Of Them!’ – Freddie Ljungberg Drops ‘S’ Bomb, Swears Live On MotD2
September 24th, 2012
Arsenal
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Many Liverpool Fans’ Worst Nightmare: Not One, Not Two, But THREE Stewart Downings On Pitch vs Young Boys! (Video)
September 21st, 2012
Europa League
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Snapshot: You Can’t Buy Class – West Ham Owner David Sullivan’s Understated Home
September 21st, 2012
FAIL
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Young Boys’ Juhani Ojala Takes One In Face, Scores Amusingly Crap Own-Goal vs Liverpool (Video & GIF)
September 21st, 2012
Europa League
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20 Amazingly Atrocious Football Waxworks
September 20th, 2012
FAIL
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Ipswich Defender Tommy Smith’s Legs Collapse, Scores Rubbish Own Goal vs Wolves (Video)
September 20th, 2012
Championship
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Football GIF: Nani’s Naff ‘Stutter’ Penalty vs Galatasaray Hits Keeper Again And Again And Again…
September 20th, 2012
Champions League
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Liam Gallagher Celebrates Man City’s First Goal By Kissing Steward, Eventually Kicked Out Of Bernabeu (Now With Video)
September 19th, 2012
Champions League
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Panionios Beat OFI Kreta 2-1 In Greek League, All Three Goals Were Own-Goals – First Has To Be Seen To Be Believed… (Video)
September 18th, 2012
FAIL
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Englishman Abroad: Prince William Loses Solomon Islands Penalty Shoot-Out To 13 Year-Old Boy (Video)
September 18th, 2012
FAIL
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Michael Owen Provides Live Twitter Commentary Of Botched Burglary At His Home
September 17th, 2012
FAIL
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Snapshot: Man Utd New-Boys Alex Buttner & Shinji Kagawa Get Their Hand Gestures Lost In Translation
September 15th, 2012
FAIL