What a big weapon Psycho has…

Michel wasn’t always a bureaucratic dickface

The Greatest Danes

Jermain Defoe scores hat-trick as England start Euro 2012 qualifiers with a bang

Sportswear giant standing by their man, as they did with Tiger Woods

This is England

We’re gonna win Euro 2012!!! No, really! (Calm down, Ed.)

Scouse defender set for testimonial on Saturday

Who gets your vote?

A list with yeasty ambition

Happy birthday Shanks

Does your club make the list?

Schweinsteiger’s missus is not unpretty

Remember when pros used to put pen to paper for the cameras?

Joe Hart at the centre of the action

Rooney and co. to wear new kit against Bulgaria at Wembley

Homophobia still a deep-rooted problem no one wants to deal with

Triffic, just triffic

Gritty Gunners impressively resilient at Ewood

Paraguay glamour model teams up with mobile phone giant

What’s the Italian for ‘Judas’?

Who dis Liverpool player?

Test your tipster skills against Pies (and good old Lawro)