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Fulham: All the latest Fulham flavoured news, views, rumours and other assorted bits and bobs

  • FA to look into coin throwing incidents November 6th, 2006 Arsenal

    http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/2536845 The FA has launched investigations into the two coin-throwing incidents at the West Ham/Arsenal and Fulham/Everton matches that took place over the weekend. On Saturday, Fulham’s Claus Jensen was hit by a coin thrown by an Everton fan in their 1-0 victory at Craven Cottage and Gunners’ striker Robin van Persie was struck by 2p at Upton Park on Sunday during the Gunners’ 1-0 defeat…

  • Volzy still loves David Hasselhoff October 25th, 2006 Fulham

    Fulham‘s Moritz Volz has been trying to move away from his reputation as the Hoff’s number one fan. High profile media coverage of his obsession plus the fact that Hasselhoff is now the public face of Fulham’s sponsors Pipex led to Volzy distancing himself from his idol. In his 5 October diary entry, a moody […]

  • Moritz Volz gives himself food poisoning October 21st, 2006 Fulham

    We leave Volzy alone for a couple of weeks and he ends up poisoning himself. According to his latest diary (or should that be diarrhea) entry on the lengendary Volzy.com, a homemade pumpkin and prawn soup disagreed with the Fulham full-back on Tuesday night. He said: "I’m never going through a night like I did […]

  • Premiership goals of the week video October 18th, 2006 Arsenal

    What gets your vote as the best Premiership goal of the week? Our vote goes to Gareth Barry’s beauty against Spurs, no question.

  • 10 Most Underrated Players in the Premiership October 17th, 2006 Arsenal

    10 Emanuel Pogatetz (Middlesbrough)If you want commitment and the odd leg-breaking tackle, ‘Mad Dog’ Pogatetz is your man. Middlesbrough’s Austrian defender ‘never, ever gives less than 300%’ in games, according to former Boro coach Steve McClaren. Pogatetz is a versatile defender and can play at centre-half, as he has done this season, or left-back. He’s […]

  • Michael Brown’s nasty tackle on Ashley Cole. The boy’s got form September 25th, 2006 Chelsea

    Fulham‘s Michael Brown was fortunate to escape without a red card after a nasty tackle on Ashley Cole on Saturday (was that an Arsenal fan muttering something about karma?!). It now seems certain he will not face any further action for the challenge. There is no need for a News of the World exclusive a […]

  • News Balls: Javier Mascherano linked with Juventus move September 21st, 2006 Arsenal

    Javier Mascherano to continue his tour of unusual destinations for top players with a move to Serie B Juventus [Mirror] Craig Bellamy and Stephen Carr involved in Anfield tunnel ‘spat’ [Guardian] Leeds to move for Dennis Wise after sacking Kevin Blackwell [Mirror] Ljungberg: ‘Arsenal need to get tough’ [The Sun] Mourinho claims Chelsea match is […]

  • Fulham top of the Premier League! September 20th, 2006 Arsenal

    Fulham fans, rejoice! Your team is currently top of the Premiership injury league, with an impressive eight players stuck on the physio table! They are: Boa Morte (fractured cheekbone), Christanval (knee), Bouba Diop (thigh), Bullard (knee), Elrich (knee), Milsom (back), Pembridge (calf), Elliott (calf). Boa Morte’s cheek injury means Fulham knock Charlton off the top […]

  • Miserly Moritz Volz fleeces his Egyptian mate September 13th, 2006 Fulham

    We love a football nutter here at Pies. Barmy Fulham defender Moritz Volz is one of our favourites – probably second only to Ian Holloway, in fact. While some of football’s more compliant characters were partaking in a spot of international football last week, Volzy went on a holiday to Egypt.

  • Fulham’s Jimmy Bullard out for the season with knee injury September 13th, 2006 Fulham

    The Who Ate All The Pies campaign to get Jimmy Bullard into the England squad is over quicker than you can say: "Ouch, Scott. Please get off my knee." Fulham‘s chimney sweeping midfielder is likely to be out for the rest of the season after scans revealed damage to the cruciate ligament sustained when he […]

  • Transfer deadline looms: 5 last-minute rumours August 30th, 2006 Arsenal

    The summer transfer window will close tomorrow, blown firmly shut by a chilly, autumnal gust. Several big-name British clubs haven’t finished spending though. Panic buying, anyone? Here are the five hottest transfer rumours:1 Ashley Cole is stuck at ArsenalArgghhhh! Jesus wept, does anyone still care about the Cole/Chelsea/Arsenal love triangle? If you do, at least […]

  • Michael Brown’s two footed lunge at Giggs August 29th, 2006 Fulham

    Tis the season for horror tackles and related. Ben Thatcher, a name not known to most before this week. Roy Keane (lord of the horror tackle) in managers job. And the newest to the fray, Michael Brown. Little Brownie has been involved in a few terrible tackles, and his latest came against ManYoo… or to […]

  • Jimmy Bullard, he’ll save every one of us August 27th, 2006 Fulham

    C’mon Stevie Mac, it’s time you picked JB, everyone’s favourite chimney sweep/midfield general for England. The campaign starts here [As seen in Guardian Unlimited’s latest footy gallery]…

  • Is Michael Brown the new Ben Thatcher? August 26th, 2006 Fulham

    I still haven’t seen video footage of Michael Brown’s stamp on Ryan Giggs, but Fulham fans tell me it was bad – although not as bad as Ben Thatcher’s forearm smash. Fergie is certainly pissed off about it. It’s not the first time Brown has been the perpetrator of a dodgy tackle. Is he the […]

  • One to watch: Jimmy Bullard, Fulham August 4th, 2006 Fulham

    Jimmy Bullard is a great midfielder. As Kevin Keegan might say, he’s full of ‘legs and energy’. Don’t know how Wigan let him leave for Fulham, but Chris Coleman is obviously delighted with his new signing. Bullard is also a nutter (not a hardman, just a mad English ‘character’), as this YouTube clip of him […]

  • Moritz ‘Volzy’ Volz’s most excellent website August 2nd, 2006 Fulham

    From Moritz Volz‘s awesomely entertaining website, Volzy.com: ‘Here’s a bit about me – I LOVE Little Britain and Only Fools & Horses. Del Boy is a legend. I spend as much time as I can riding around the streets of Fulham on my folding bike. The folding bike should be an Olympic competition by the […]

  • Rumour Tuesday July 11th, 2006 Arsenal

    Arsenal’s £10m bid for Marseille’s French winger Franck Ribery (pictured) will be dwarfed by a £26m Real Madrid offer. [The Guardian]Real Madrid also want Man Utd defender Gabriel Heinze, for £10m. Is that steam coming out of Fergie’s ears? [The Sun]Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger ready to pounce for Gigi Buffon (as a Jens Lehmann replacement), […]

  • Fulham’s new kit has thumb holes July 4th, 2006 Fulham

    This season I will mostly not be wearing a football shirt with thumb holes. I repeat, thumb holes. What the hell were the designers at French sports company Airness thinking when they put frickin’ thumb holes in the new Fulham kit? What possible purpose does a thumb hole serve, apart from making a laughing stock […]