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The Fiendish Friday Quiz

October 12th, 2007

The FFQ usually consists of just six fiendish questions. However, I’m now expanding it to ten fiendish questions. Translation: It’s bigger and more fiendish than ever. Enjoy… 1 Banfield, River Plate, Feyenoord, Bologna, Inter (current). Whose career? 2 Which Premier League striker’s first name translates as ‘The king loves me’? 3 What relation is ‘Sir’ […]

The Tuesday Teaser

October 9th, 2007

I know that many of you love the Fiendish Friday Quiz, so I’ve decided to beef up the quiz content on Pies by introducing a Tuesday Teaser, which will appear, as if by magic, every Tuesday. Simply look at the three sets of photo clues and name the footballer each refers to (click each image […]

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

October 5th, 2007

1 Atlético Paranaense, Manchester United, Besiktas, Flamengo (current). Whose career? 2 At the 2002 World Cup, which coach gave each of his players a copy of Sun Tze’s The Art of War? 3 Picture round. Who’s the angry young manager? 4 During his playing career, in which position did Sven-Goran Eriksson play? 5 How many […]

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

September 28th, 2007

It’s that time of the week again, when Pies twists your brains into fiendish shapes… 1 Albacete Balompié, Real Zaragoza, Real Madrid, Liverpool, Valencia (current). Whose career path? 2 Which phantom-like Dutch star has the middle names ‘Rudolphus’ and ‘Antonius’? 3 Picture round. Which Premier League defender? 4 In which country was Germany striker Miroslav […]

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

September 21st, 2007

1 From which club did Arsenal sign right-back Bakary Sagna? 2 During his time at Arsenal, Ashley Cole was loaned out to which other London club? 3 Picture round. Who’s in close-up? 4 Before he became directly involved in football, Peter Kenyon was the chief executive of which sportswear firm? 5 LA Galaxy share their […]

If you’re shouting names at your computer screen now, there’s a new football quiz that might be right up your street. It’s called Who The Chicken Hell Are You? (clever) and it’s thanks to the betting into folk at Chicken Dinner.
Frankly some of the chickeny quizes are easier than pulling a chav in KFC. We got 12 out of 12 in the “When We Were Young Category” where you supposed to guess who the player is from their youth team mug shot. That’s worryingly easy since we’ve only got two GCSEs and a certificate officially labeling us “special”. However the other categories, are more taxing, more fun, and frankly if someone doesn’t tell us who the top right bloke in the “receeding” section is soon we might burst.
Anyway if you like quizzes, get there now by clicking the word quiztastic. And don’t forget to let us know how you scored…

Fiendish Friday Quiz

August 31st, 2007

1 Nantes, Olympique Marseille, Bordeaux, Olympique Marseille, Juventus, Chelsea, Valencia (retired). Which former player’s career?
2 Diego Maradona has tattoos of which two 20th century icons?
3 Picture round: who’s this?

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

August 24th, 2007

1 Tonnerre Yaoundé, Metz, Salernitana, Liverpool, West Ham United, Lens, Galatasaray (current). Whose career path?
2 Which French club did Zinedine Zidane start his career with?
3 Picture round: which club’s stadium (click to enlarge pic)?

Okay, you obviously don’t need any other football quiz once you’ve tackled The Fiendish Friday Quiz on Pies, but for those of you who can’t wait until then, you may be interested to know that you can tackle (studs up) a history of football quiz on the UKTV History website. Click here to have a […]

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

August 3rd, 2007

1 Inter Milan, Venezia, Udinese, Inter Milan, Roma, Brescia, Palma, Ascoli (current club). The career path of which journeyman?
2 Who plays at Stark’s Park?
3 Picture round: who’s this Anton Ferdinand-a-like?

Fatter%20Frank.JPGWell, whad’ya know? It turns out Fat Frank Lampard is actually carrying a few less pounds know than we he was a kid! This is one of a selection of photos in this excellent gallery of footballers when they were young.

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

July 27th, 2007

1 União Micaelense, Estoril-Praia, Salamanca, Deportivo de La Coruña, Bordeaux, Paris Saint-Germain (current club). Whose career?
2 What was the first club Alex Ferguson managed?
3 Picture round: who’s the Miami Vice extra?

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

July 20th, 2007

1 Boavista, Benfica, Fiorentina, Benfica (current). Whose career?
2 Roberto Baggio is related to Dino Baggio. True or false?
3 Picture round. Which club’s mascot?

Well, that was the appalling I Believe by Thai-American singer Tata Young. It dates from 2004, but for some reason has been re-hashed to be the official song of the Asian Cup 2007. Not that us English can talk. Anyone remember the offical song to Euro 96? Answer after the jump, pop pickers.

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

July 13th, 2007

1 CSM Reşiţa, FC Universitatea Craiova, Ajax Amsterdam, AS Roma (current). Whose career?
2 Which European club’s crest features a female wolf?
3 Picture round: who ‘dis?

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

July 6th, 2007

So fiendish you’ll eat your own hands in frustration…
1 Shakhtar Donetsk, Dynamo Kyiv, Tottenham, West Ham, Dynamo Kyiv (current club). Whose career?
2 Which Turkish club are nicknamed ‘The Yellow Canaries’?
3 Who’s this new Premiership recruit?

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

June 29th, 2007

1 Chelsea, Leicester City, Burnley, Huddersfield Town (current). Whose career path?
2 What nationality is Jean-Marc Bosman (he of the Bosman ruling fame)?
3 Picture round: who’s this?

In a break from FFQ convention, we present a picture round special.

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

May 25th, 2007

1 Newcastle, Bolton, Aston Villa, Celtic, Leeds. Whose career path?

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

May 18th, 2007

1 Grêmio, Bayer Leverkusen, Roma, Juventus, Real Madrid (current). Whose career path?
2 Which side have appeared in four FA Cup finals without ever lifting the trophy?
3 Picture round. Who’s the juggler?

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

May 11th, 2007

Unlike Pies vs Lawro, the Fiendish Friday Quiz isn’t going anywhere this summer. It may take two weeks in Dubai but will return for pre-season training, full of optimism for the new season…
1 Man Utd, West Ham, Stoke City, Norwich (current). Whose downward spiral?
2 Who wears the unlucky No.13 shirt for Chelsea?
3 Picture round. Who ‘dis?

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

May 4th, 2007

More pain for your football brain. Answers revealed after the click.
1 Hellas Verona, Parma, AC Milan, Aston Villa (current). Whose career path?
2 Which Premiership club was originally called St. Domingos FC?
3 Picture round:

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

April 27th, 2007

1 Luton Town, Arsenal, West Ham, Wimbledon, Coventry, Celtic, West Brom (current). Whose career?
2 Which Scottish team does comedian Billy Connolly support?
3 Picture round. Who’s wearing shoulder pads?

The Fiendish Friday Quiz

April 20th, 2007

1 Barnet, Southampton, Fulham, Birmingham City. Whose career path?
2 What nationality is Blackburn club captain Ryan Nelsen?
3 Picture round. Who’s this?