Hardmen

• Snapshot: David Beckham Clouts Jay DeMerit In Face, Jay DeMerit’s Face Surrenders… November 2nd, 2012 Hardmen

  

• Oxford United’s Adam Chapman Plays Through Pain Barrier After Suffering Burnt Nipple Night Before Game October 29th, 2012 Football League
• Football GIF: Sandro’s Immense, Iron-Necked Block In Last Minute vs Southampton October 29th, 2012 GIFs
• Boca Unidos Keeper Sent-Off For Lumping Ball Into Ballboy’s Face From Point-Blank Range (Video) October 28th, 2012 FAIL
• ‘I Was In My Pants’ – Neil Warnock Steps Out Of Shower, Set Upon By Furious Chris Kirkland Over ‘Fan Attack’ Comments October 27th, 2012 Championship
• All 36 Players And Substitutes Red-Carded As Paraguayan Junior Game Descends Into Anarchic Slugfest (Video) October 23rd, 2012 FAIL
• Moronic Leeds Fan Jailed For Four Months For Pie-Facing ‘Keeper Chris Kirkland October 22nd, 2012 Championship
• Juventus’ Leonardo Bonucci Robbed At Gunpoint, Punches Mugger In Face, Chases His Moped Up The Street October 21st, 2012 Hardmen
• Disgruntled Fans Attack Dynamo Moscow Players With Paintball Guns At Training Ground October 19th, 2012 FAIL
• York City’s Matty Blair Injured After Being Tackled By Mannequin While Training October 19th, 2012 FAIL
• Joey Barton Involved In Mini-Skirmish After Rash Tackle In Marseille Friendly vs FC Istres (Photos) October 17th, 2012 Hardmen
• Brazilian Player Smears Own Blood Across Face Of Opponent (Video) October 15th, 2012 FAIL

• David Luiz Smacked Across Face By Brazil Teammate Diego Alves (Video) October 12th, 2012 Chelsea

• Competitive Dad Lashes Vicious Volley Straight Into Baby Son’s Face (Video) October 11th, 2012 FAIL

• FA Charge Ashley Cole Over Twitter Brain Fart – Turn Blind Eye To Van Persie’s Pointy Bits, Stampy Huth & Tiote’s Amateur Dramatics October 8th, 2012 FAIL
• Eye-Watering: Lukasz Piszczek Ruptures Conkers On Post ‘Phil Babb-Style’ vs Hannover (Video) October 8th, 2012 Bundesliga
• Aston Villa’s Joe Bennett Collides With Advertising Board, Suffers Horrible Leg Gash (Grizzly Photo) October 8th, 2012 Aston Villa
• Arsenal Ban Handshakes At Training Ground, Players Touch Elbows Instead October 6th, 2012 Arsenal
• Udinese’s Giampiero Pinzi Takes Stewart Downing Down Like Lioness Preying On Gazelle (Video) October 5th, 2012 Europa League
• Not For The Squeamish: Carles Puyol Suffers Nasty Dislocated Elbow vs Benfica (Gruesome Video) October 3rd, 2012 Barcelona
• Evander Sno Suffers Second On-Pitch Heart Attack In Two Years, Manages To Walk Off Pitch October 1st, 2012 Hardmen
• Irate Fan Hurtles Onto Pitch, Throttles Linesman During Ukrainian Game (Video) September 30th, 2012 FAIL
• Gerardo Bedoya Shown 41st Career Red Card, Studs Opponent’s Face To Celebrate, Given 15-Match Ban (Video) September 28th, 2012 FAIL

• Justice Is Swift: Mauro Camoranesi Finally Fined £40,000 For Grim Horror Tackle Back In 1994 September 21st, 2012 Hardmen
• Sepahan FC Player Casually Throws Litter From Pitch, Turns Out To Be Explosive Mini Grenade! (Video) September 20th, 2012 Hardmen