Hardmen

• Racing Club’s Teofilo Gutierrez Incenses Teammates With ‘Brainless’ Red Card, Threatens To Shoot Them With Paintball Gun April 18th, 2012 FAIL
• El-Hadji Diouf Arrested After Bloody Brawl In Manchester Nightclub Leaves Man In Hospital April 16th, 2012 Championship
• Snapshot: John Terry Makes Acting Debut, Already Typecast April 13th, 2012 Chelsea

  

• Carles Puyol Has Face Stapled Up On Touchline Mid-Game vs Real Zaragoza (Video) April 11th, 2012 Barcelona
• Mario Balotelli Dodges Ban For Studs-Up Horror Lunge On Alex Song As Referee ‘Saw The Incident’ April 10th, 2012 Arsenal
• Bad Boy Kaka Topples Pepe With Classic Schoolboy Takedown (Video) April 9th, 2012 Funnies
• Championship Snapshot: Michael Brown Ends Jem Karacan’s Season Using Nothing But His Gooch April 9th, 2012 Championship

  

• Case Of Mistaken Identity Sees Pepe Lash Out At Teammate Arbeloa (Video) April 9th, 2012 FAIL
• Football GIF: Mario Balotelli’s Moronic Studs-Up ‘Tackle’ On Alex Song April 9th, 2012 Arsenal

  

• Brazilian Player Attacks Referee Over Red Card, Gets Arrested On Pitch (Video) April 6th, 2012 FAIL

• Barcelona Fiddle With Their Testes…An Awful Lot (Video) April 6th, 2012 Barcelona
• Albert Riera Hospitalised After Going Two Rounds With Felipe Melo At Galatasaray Training April 5th, 2012 FAIL
• Bosnian Cup Derby Between FK Borac & Zeljeznicar Abandoned After Linesman Stoned On Touchline (Video) April 5th, 2012 Hardmen
• BBC Forced To Apologise Over MOTD2 Host Colin Murray’s ‘Headbutt’ Comment April 5th, 2012 FAIL
• APOEL’s Paulo Jorge Has Two Teeth Knocked Out, Pulls Another Out Himself vs Real Madrid (Video) April 5th, 2012 Champions League

  

• Vasco’s Nilton Sent Off After Seven Minutes For Brutal Flying Stamp To Back Of Opponent’s Head (Video) April 4th, 2012 FAIL
• CCTV Footage Of David Goodwillie’s Street Fight Set To Stone Roses (Video) April 4th, 2012 Blackburn Rovers
• Grant Hanley Delivers Nasty Elbow To Paul Scholes’ Jaw (Video & GIF) April 3rd, 2012 Blackburn Rovers

• ‘I Want To Punch Him In His N*gger Head’ – Racist Twitter Abuse Of James Perch To Be Investigated By Police April 2nd, 2012 FAIL
• Edinson Cavani’s Brother Sent Off For Poking Own Teammate’s Face Twice (Video) March 31st, 2012 FAIL
• Sergio Aguero’s ‘Stupid’ Injury Revealed – Injured Foot Playing On Son’s Mini-Moto Bike March 31st, 2012 FAIL
• Diego Maradona Attempts To Fight Entire VIP Section After Girlfriend Harassed By Al-Shabab Fans (Video) March 30th, 2012 Hardmen
• Colo-Colo & Palestino Players Completely Fail To Notice Magnitude 7.1 Earthquake (Video) March 28th, 2012 Hardmen

• Five Sent Off In Dressing Room As Bradford And Crawley Indulge In Old-Fashioned Fisticuffs (Video) March 28th, 2012 FAIL
• Houston Dynamo Midfielder Colin Clark Yells ‘F**king F*gg*t’ At Ballboy (Video) March 27th, 2012 FAIL