Hardmen
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German Club SV Sandhausen Join Forces With ‘Eco-Friendly’ Brothel, Offer Fans Discount Rates
March 2nd, 2016
Hardmen
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Chelsea: Roy Keane Reveals Just How He’d Deal With ‘Spoilt Child’ Eden Hazard – No Prizes For Guessing…
February 18th, 2016
Chelsea
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Danny Mills Straight Up Accuses Robert Pires Of Introducing Diving To English Football
February 16th, 2016
Arsenal
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Real Madrid Nutbasket Pepe Shows His Rarely-Seen Romantic Side For Valentine’s Day (Video)
February 12th, 2016
Hardmen
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Southampton: Maya Yoshida Politely Requests Victor Wanyama Apologises For West Ham Red Card With Krispy Kreme Donuts
February 8th, 2016
Hardmen
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On This Day In 2002: Jamie Carragher Throws Coin Back Into Crowd As Red Mist Descends In Stormy FA Cup Clash Between Arsenal And Liverpool (Video)
January 27th, 2016
Arsenal
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‘I Imagine She’s Full Of Mischief’ – Graeme Souness Reveals He Often Fantasises About Drinking Gin & Tonic With The Queen
January 26th, 2016
Hardmen
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On This Day In 1995: Kung Fu Cantona Reacts Badly To The Most Polite Heckle In Football History
January 25th, 2016
Crystal Palace
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Red Alert: Five Players Sent Off As ‘Friendly’ Between Boca Juniors And River Plate Descends Into Anarchy (Video)
January 24th, 2016
FAIL
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Reports: Mexican Drug Lord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Wanted To Buy Chelsea
January 15th, 2016
Chelsea
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No Fuchs Given: Leicester City Defenders Bond By Thumping Footballs At Each Other’s Arses (Video)
January 5th, 2016
Funnies
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Mainz Coach Forces Players To Camp Overnight On Mountain As Part Of Team-Building Excursion (Photo)
January 5th, 2016
Bundesliga
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West Ham Hardnut Dimitri Payet Gets Frightened By A Bubble (Video)
January 3rd, 2016
Hardmen
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Porto Players And Staff Receive Venomous Airport Reception From Livid Fans After Going Out Of Champions League (Video)
December 10th, 2015
Champions League
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Melodramatic Chilean Linesman Goes Down Like Sack Of Spuds After Having Ball Kicked At His Thigh (Video)
December 3rd, 2015
FAIL
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Spanish Player Receives 12-Month Ban For Attempting To Slap Female Linesman With His Penis
November 27th, 2015
FAIL
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Fully Grown Adult Male, 34, Arrested For Attempting To Punch Crystal Palace’s Bald Eagle Mascot
November 20th, 2015
Crystal Palace
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Study Reveals Derby County Are Statistically The Dirtiest Team In Premier League History
November 20th, 2015
Derby County
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Hard Target Practice: Jean-Claude Van Damme Drops In On Manchester City Training Session (Photos)
November 20th, 2015
Hardmen
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Female Linesman Attacked In Spanish Regional League After Player Attempts To ‘Slap Her With His Penis’
November 18th, 2015
Hardmen
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On This Day In 1992: Vinnie Jones Fined £20,000 For Being Too F**king Hard For The FA’s Liking
November 17th, 2015
Hardmen
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Wayne Rooney Shows Up At WWE Wrestling Event, Slaps The Taste Outta Wade Barrett’s Mouth! (Video)
November 10th, 2015
Hardmen
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Top 5 Roy Keane Rants: Cutting Quips And Caustic Criticism
November 9th, 2015
Featured
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Sergio Ramos Kindly Informs Us: ‘El Clasico Has Never Made Me Orgasm’
November 9th, 2015
Barcelona
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Stoke Defender Ryan Shawcross Posts Fragrant Response To Diego Costa’s ‘Body Odour’ Jibes (Photo)
November 9th, 2015
Chelsea