Horror Hair
Retro Horror Hair: John Dempsey, Chelsea – Aka The Combover King
October 12th, 2010Possibly the greatest combover in football history
Toto Schillaci’s Wig Is Amazing
September 29th, 2010It’s a tonsorial miracle of Biblical proportions!
Retro Horror Hair: Chris Garland, Bristol City
September 28th, 2010We call this the Executive Combover Deluxe
Top 10 Moustaches In Football – Joey Barton, Take Note
August 18th, 2010That’s not a moustache – THIS is a moustache…
Top 20 Memorable World Cup Moustaches
March 4th, 2010Way before Movember, ballers grew moustaches just because they thought they looked good!
World Cup Horror Hair: Leonel Alvaraz, Colombia
January 21st, 2010Celebrating the World Cup’s best and worst barnets
Ebony and ivory, side by side on Paul Scharner’s head, oh Lord…
November 30th, 2009The worst hairstyle in Premier League history?
Shit Lookalikes: Kyle Beckerman and the Evil DJ from ‘Zoolander’
November 24th, 2009‘Moisture is the essence of weakness…’
David Beckham looks like shit these days
November 23rd, 2009Why does Becks look so gaunt and knackered?





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