Horror Hair: Every so often a hairstyle comes along that is worthy of note and/or scorn. Mostly scorn. This way for a comprehensive run-down of the most baffling follicular arrangements ever attempted by professional footballers.
Possibly the greatest combover in football history
It’s a tonsorial miracle of Biblical proportions!
We call this the Executive Combover Deluxe
It’s exactly what he asked for…
Newcastle star caught by the fuzz
That’s not a moustache – THIS is a moustache…
What were they thinking?!
Its’s not what he asked for
Way before Movember, ballers grew moustaches just because they thought they looked good!