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Horror Hair

Horror Hair: Every so often a hairstyle comes along that is worthy of note and/or scorn. Mostly scorn. This way for a comprehensive run-down of the most baffling follicular arrangements ever attempted by professional footballers.

Top 10 Bald Footballers

October 25th, 2010

Possibly the greatest combover in football history

Toto Schillaci’s Wig Is Amazing

September 29th, 2010

It’s a tonsorial miracle of Biblical proportions!

We call this the Executive Combover Deluxe

Geek Pie

It’s exactly what he asked for…

Newcastle star caught by the fuzz

That’s not a moustache – THIS is a moustache…

Top 10 Football Combovers

May 18th, 2010

What were they thinking?!

Its’s not what he asked for

Way before Movember, ballers grew moustaches just because they thought they looked good!

Classic barnets in World Cup history

Celebrating the World Cup’s best and worst barnets

The worst hairstyle in Premier League history?

‘Moisture is the essence of weakness…’

Why does Becks look so gaunt and knackered?

What’s de big oidea?

Everton star’s big hair is a serious threat to the beautiful game

From skinhead to mullet, Becks has done the lot…

Don’t call him the wanker in the black. Call him Mr Vain