Horror Hair: Every so often a hairstyle comes along that is worthy of note and/or scorn. Mostly scorn. This way for a comprehensive run-down of the most baffling follicular arrangements ever attempted by professional footballers.
Possibly the greatest combover in football history
It’s a tonsorial miracle of Biblical proportions!
We call this the Executive Combover Deluxe
It’s exactly what he asked for…
Newcastle star caught by the fuzz
That’s not a moustache – THIS is a moustache…
What were they thinking?!
Its’s not what he asked for
Way before Movember, ballers grew moustaches just because they thought they looked good!
Classic barnets in World Cup history
Celebrating the World Cup’s best and worst barnets
The worst hairstyle in Premier League history?
‘Moisture is the essence of weakness…’
Why does Becks look so gaunt and knackered?
What’s de big oidea?
Everton star’s big hair is a serious threat to the beautiful game
From skinhead to mullet, Becks has done the lot…
Don’t call him the wanker in the black. Call him Mr Vain