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Leaked pics claim to show new England away kit for next summer’s World Cup

Rate the official World Cup match ball…

Step right up, test your World Cup knowledge…

Score on the pitch, then score in the bedroom…

It’s all about the sash

Harder than Chuck Norris’s bodyguard…

I kissed a badge and I liked it

An old Pies favourite returns!

adidas reserves best kit for the Germans

Mexico gets a retro kit for South Africa

Is this what the French will be wearing in South Africa? They have to beat the Irish first…

Message to JT: It’s not 2005 and you’re not Thierry Henry

Are Kopites gobshites? No comment, your honour. Available from Objectivo.com, priced $24. MORE TEES Burnley 1-0 Man Utd. You watched the game, now buy the T-shirt Giuseppe Rossi Judas T-shirt Top 10 footballers who revealed T-shirts with messages

That didn’t take long! Available now from Newstowear, priced just £9.99 As one of Pies’ Twitter followers just pointed out, there is one small problem with the shirt - they got the date wrong. D’oh! Anyone brave enough to send one of these to Fergie? I’d say he’s a Large these days.

Quote of the day goes to Nereida Gallardo, one of C-Ron’s most skanky famous ex-WAGs. Here she is talking about Ron’s favourite underwear, a red, elephant-trunk thong:

A couple of pics from Celtic’s friendly at Man City: Holy high-visibility jackets, Batman! That is one standout kit. There’s no danger of Celtic manager Tony Mowbray trotting out Fergie’s old “the players couldn’t see each other” excuse. Turning to the stuff that matters, City beat the Hoops 2-1, thanks to excellent goals by Gareth [...]