Paraguayan striker off to Spain?
Come and spin the Rooney Wheel of Destiny
Jorge Valdano plays a very straight bat
Benzema back on Fergie’s radar
Talk about punching above your weight
It looks more like an explosion in a strawberry jam factory
They’re not the Chaaaaaaampions
And doesn’t he look like a barrel of laughs?
Inter steal a march on Barca by upping their offer for Masch
Could Trez be the new Mido?
Robby’s no Turkey
Arsenal close to signing French CB
Gunners to go French again
German playmaker teams up with Mourinho
Farewell to the man whose testicles may have cost England World Cup glory