Paraguayan striker off to Spain?
Come and spin the Rooney Wheel of Destiny
Jorge Valdano plays a very straight bat
Benzema back on Fergie’s radar
It looks more like an explosion in a strawberry jam factory
They’re not the Chaaaaaaampions
And doesn’t he look like a barrel of laughs?
Inter steal a march on Barca by upping their offer for Masch
Could Trez be the new Mido?
Robby’s no Turkey
Arsenal close to signing French CB
Gunners to go French again