Paraguayan striker off to Spain?

Come and spin the Rooney Wheel of Destiny

Jorge Valdano plays a very straight bat

Benzema back on Fergie’s radar

Talk about punching above your weight

It looks more like an explosion in a strawberry jam factory

They’re not the Chaaaaaaampions

And doesn’t he look like a barrel of laughs?

Inter steal a march on Barca by upping their offer for Masch

Could Trez be the new Mido?

Robby’s no Turkey

Arsenal close to signing French CB

Gunners to go French again

German playmaker teams up with Mourinho

Farewell to the man whose testicles may have cost England World Cup glory

Spurs thrashed at the Lane in friendly

German holding man hands in transfer request at Stuttgart

Barca are ‘thinking about’ the Villarreal midfielder, ain’t that sweet?