Remember when pros used to put pen to paper for the cameras?

Joe Hart at the centre of the action

Only two goals this time?

Gritty Gunners impressively resilient at Ewood

Rangers steal a point with two goals in added time

What’s the Italian for ‘Judas’?

Time for Kevin MacDonald to step aside?

Blues edge a cracking contest

A bit of a stroll for powerful City

Easy for Toffees in League Cup

Crouch hat-trick sends Spurs into Champions League group stage

West Ham sneak a win against Oxford, and other results…

Let’s hear it for totally unnecessary football kits!

Easy as 1-2-3-4-5-6 for the Gunners, with Theo Walcott in fine form

Twelve scored, none conceded – who can stop Drogba and co.?

Nani’s penalty saved, Brede Hangeland redeems himself with late header

Rampant Toon poop all over Stephen Ireland’s Villa debut

Some kneejerk reactions!

Action replay

Arry lives in constant fear, apparently

That’s not a moustache – THIS is a moustache…

Some of this might not happen