You play in dirt, you get dirty

Simon Webbe used to be in Blue, a band of such overwhelming blandness that I can’t recall even one of their many ‘hits’

“I think their eyebrows don’t get on with each other,” says Oller of these two peas in a shitpod. Cheers Oller, good call. Incidentally, Hoobastank is possibly the worst band name in the history of popular music. Got a lookalike for Pies? Email me with your suggestion(s).

When Carra was all bandaged up for last night’s game against Stoke (photo gallery up next, btw), the first face that flashed into my head was that of Derek Zoolander. For serious. MORE Shit Lookalikes: Rafa Benitez and Derek Zoolander Zoolander GIF Classic: Arsene Wenger dances in the back of a jeep driven by Cesc [...]

This jumped out at me, as Shit Lookalikes sometimes do. (Pellegrini is Real Madrid’s new manager, btw.) Got a lookalike for Pies? Email me with your shout(s).

I don’t know how much crack Steven Bernasconi has been inhaling, but it’s clearly the good stuff. This is the sort of Shit Lookalike Pies wants - madder than Stephen Ireland. Can you do better than Steven? Email Pies with your suggestion(s).

Thanks to Adam Wyszynski for the suggestion. Got a lookalike you want to see on Pies? Email me with your shout(s).

What do Gunn and Edmonson have in common, apart from their looks? Hmm, I’m getting the word “Bottom”… … Boom boom. Got a lookalike for Pies? Email me with your shout(s).

The photo on the right was taken just last night, during Man City’s “friendly” at Rangers (City lost 3-2, btw). Bellamy, a former Celtic player, got a frightful amount of stick from the crowd, and he reacted by doing his usual impression of an angry little prick with a bad case of short man syndrome. [...]

Proof that Aston Villa’s new signing looks suspiciously like one of Villa’s former players. As spotted by… me. Go me. Got a lookalike for the Pies? Email me with your shout.

Thanks to David Franzén for this one. Lovely stuff. Got a lookalike for Pies? Please do email me with your suggestion(s).

A pair of chav-faced peas in a pod. (Murray is a young Irish actor, best-known for his role as Seamus Finnigan in the Harry Potter movies.) Cheers to Raz for the suggestion. Good work fella. Got a lookalike for Pies? Email me with your suggestion(s).

Awesome shout by Pies reader Anthony Vernal. To call this shit would be unfair - it’s top quality. Can you do better than Anthony? Email Pies with your suggestion(s).