Shit Lookalikes: Does exactly what it says on the tin. As far as we’re concerned, when it comes to footballing lookalikes; the shitter the better!
If you say Heskey’s name five times he may sign for your club
You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or you gonna bite?
God bless this city!
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Buenos Aires?
Show us what’s in your bag, you bastard…
You’ll like this… not a lot
MoN v moody lesbian
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything
Real legend is now runnin’ down a dream at Besiktas…
Soon to be team-mates at Eastlands?