Shit Lookalikes: Does exactly what it says on the tin. As far as we’re concerned, when it comes to footballing lookalikes; the shitter the better!
Hoop dream on?
Your hairstylist is so fired
You shall not pass!
If you say Heskey’s name five times he may sign for your club
You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or you gonna bite?
God bless this city!
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Buenos Aires?
Show us what’s in your bag, you bastard…