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Shit Lookalikes: Does exactly what it says on the tin. As far as we’re concerned, when it comes to footballing lookalikes; the shitter the better!

One is a bespectacled tactician proud to be serving the English public, the other is Fabio Capello.
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Props to Sheldon, Shiny Media’s design guru, for this tremendous nomination. Jermain, you’re going to have to do a lot more than that to win a place in Fabio Capello’s England team… More Shit Lookalikes

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Remy Bonjasky is a Dutch Mixed Martial Artist, famous for his deadly flying knees.
Breno, Bayern’s new Brazilian wunderkind, is 18 and tipped for the very top. He’s a defender who can play at full-back or centre-back and, like most Brazilians, he’s not short on skill – as the following video of him scoring for former club Sao Paulo against Santos shows…

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Gabriel ‘Sylar’ Gray (played by American actor Zachary Quinto) is one bad motherf**ker in Heroes – he steal everyone’s superpowers, by slicing open their heads no less, and then does bad things with them.

As suggested by, er, me. I was watching Oscar-winning movie Crash on DVD the other night, when I noticed that actor Chris Bridges (aka rapper Ludacris) looked a bit like West Ham defender Anton Ferdinand. And ‘looking a bit like’ a footballer is enough to make a Shit Lookalike. More Shit Lookalikes

As nominated by Pies stalwart Cole – mate, the resemblence is striking; Cheetara could be Robbie’s twin sister. Any more Thundercats who look like footballers? If there’s a Snarf double out there, I’d love to know who it is.

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One is a likeable no hoper who constantly gets himself into scrapes on the field of play with his comic strip antics, the other is Philippe Senderos.

Thunder thunder, Thunder THUNDER, THUNDER THUNDER-CATS! This is the first Shit Lookalike of 2008 from Chringle, the King of Shit Lookalikes. As usual, it’s inspired.

Thanks to Pies reader Vijayan for this fine spot.

The first Shit Lookalike of 2008 naturally sees me draw on my festive experience of watching the entire first season of Heroes on DVD. I was struck by how much D.L. Hawkins (played by Leonard Roberts), the guy who can walk through walls, looks like Arsenal’s Lassana Diarra (the new Claude Makelele).

Two Finnish blondes with spiky hair and – as is the way with any sportsmen from Iceland – ice in their veins. Shit huh.

Harvey Price’s football connections were never in doubt what with his dad being Dwight Yorke and his mum carrying a couple of footballs round in her bra. As if that wasn’t enough, he also bears a passing resemblence to Hedwiges Maduro, the Ajax midfielder who (as far as we know) is not the son of Dwight Yorke.
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Chringle, our Shit Lookalikes specialist, has outdone himself this time. I don’t know what new form of crack you’re on Chringle, but I’d like some please.

When he is not busy impersonating TV’s Gok Wan or signing any player with at least one Northern Ireland cap, Fulham boss Lawrie Sanchez loves nothing better than pretend he is onboard the Starship Enterprise.
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77979972.jpgFollowing the impressive response to yesterday’s open appeal for suggestions for a Shit Lookalike for Ronaldo, Pies is now giving you the chance to select your definitive Ronaldo Shit Lookalike. Among the pick of the suggestions were Kenan Thompson (aka Kenan from Kenan and Kel, Fat Albert), American sports presenter Greg Gumbel, Coronation Street actor Craig Charles and cartoon character Dennis the Menace. Click continue to have your vote or let us know if you think someone should be added to the list.
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This is what Pies’ Shit Lookalikes are all about: it’s so shit that it’s good. Either that or it’s just shit!

Two sets of ginger locks blowing in the breeze. Two pairs of ginger eyebrows and puffy eyes beneath them. One is Irish, the other is German. One plays in the red-and-white of Sunderland, the other played surrounded by the red-and-white of strawberries and cream!
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Seeing Nicolas Anelka all blinged-up to watch Bolton from the sidelines at the weekend (he was still wearing shades when the sun went down) reminded us of another ghetto-fabulous star whose mouth got him in trouble, Tupac (RIP).
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Cheers to Shit Lookalikes stalwarts Chringle for this gem.

Props to the chaps on The Guardian’s Football Weekly podcast, who mentioned in their latest pod that Juande Ramos is a ‘dead ringer’ for Father Damien Karras from the movie The Exorcist. He bloody well is!

Tottenham’s new assistant manager could provide the missing link between the human race and parallel universe reigned by apes – or we could just be making a monkey out of him.
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Poor old ‘Arry’s face has been fighting a losing battle with gravity for as long as we can remember, not unlike his canine counterpart – watch out Louise, it’s only a matter of until until Jamie does the same
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Both are studious types in charge of a collection of young children…
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Both are ugly winning machines, unloved by the rest of the world. The English football team and the German rugby team are also very similar, ie. both are shit.