One suspects that Mr Fowler’s tongue is placed firmly within his cheek

Ta-Ta-Ta-Tabloids!

Thou shalt not covet another man’s udders

Come and spin the Rooney Wheel of Destiny

Ironic football photos of our time, No.1

And so it begins…

… But Rooney taken off on stretcher during session and won’t play

United legend poses to promote UNICEF campaign

Real Madrid boss up to his old tricks – tricks he learned partly from Fergie

Rooney happy on the bench, less so off it

Man Utd veteran facing another spell on the sidelines

Jorge Valdano plays a very straight bat

Fergie has had enough of Wazza’s antics

By top knee specialist Richard Steadman, no less!

You see what the clever Gooners did there?