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Newcastle United: All the latest Newcastle United flavoured news, views, rumours and other assorted bits and bobs
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Highlights: Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle Utd – Timo Werner perks up
February 16th, 2021
Chelsea
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Highlights: Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle Utd – Aubameyang brace puts Bruce under huge pressure
January 19th, 2021
Arsenal
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Newcastle United under Steve Bruce are one of the worst attacking teams in recent Premier League history
December 31st, 2020
FAIL
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Ryan Fraser is a ‘wretched individual’ and a ‘turd’ – Simon Jordan
September 10th, 2020
Bournemouth
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Five new Premier League kits spoiled by sponsor logos
August 3rd, 2020
Everton
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Newcastle winger Matt Ritchie calls assistant referee a ‘wee dick’
July 21st, 2020
Funnies
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‘I Have Received The Best News!’ – Ex-Liverpool And Newcastle Full-Back Jose Enrique Given ‘All Clear’ After Undergoing Surgery To Remove Brain Tumour
April 16th, 2019
Liverpool
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Top Gunner: Alexandre Lacazette Becomes Most Prolific No.9 In Arsenal History (Well, Since Official Squad Numbers Were Introduced) With Goal Against Newcastle
April 2nd, 2019
Arsenal
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Local Hero: Newcastle-Born Sean Longstaff Scores First Premier League Goal In 2-0 Win Over Burnley (Photo & Video)
February 26th, 2019
Newcastle Utd
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‘In England They Don’t Understand The Rules’ – Rafa Benitez Fumes As Contentious Wily Boly Header Rescues 95th-Minute Point For Wolves Against Newcastle (Photo & Video)
February 12th, 2019
Newcastle Utd
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Official: Newcastle Break Transfer Record For First Time In 13 Years To Sign Miguel Almiron From Atlanta United (Photo)
January 31st, 2019
Newcastle Utd
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‘We Couldn’t Deal With Their Holding Midfielders’ – Pep Guardiola Frustrated After Man City Thwarted By Newcastle’s Fourth And Fifth Choice Midfield Pair
January 30th, 2019
Man City
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Man Utd: Jonjo Shelvey Escapes Further FA Action Over Reckless Studs-Up Lunge On Paul Pogba (Video)
January 3rd, 2019
Man Utd
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Clanger: Newcastle Midfielder Matt Ritchie Makes Mess Of Open Goal From All Of Two Yards Against Burnley (Video)
November 27th, 2018
FAIL
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Retro Football: Newcastle United Launch Their Very Own Le Mans Racing Car Team, 1996 (Photos & Video)
November 14th, 2018
Newcastle Utd
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Newcastle: Club Captain Jamaal Lascelles Signs New Six-Year Contract – Well, Sort Of… (Photo)
November 1st, 2018
Newcastle Utd
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Late Late Show: Man Utd Come From Two Goals Down To Secure Dramatic Win Over Newcastle At Old Trafford (Photos & Video)
October 7th, 2018
Man Utd
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‘They Are So Comfortable!’ – Newcastle Winger Kenedy Reveals Rafa Benitez Always Laughs At Him About His Tiny Socks
October 3rd, 2018
Newcastle Utd
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‘We Said Thanks But No’ – President Of Spanish FA Claims Newcastle Board Wrote Letter Touting Rafa Benitez For Job After Julen Lopetegui Sacking
July 31st, 2018
Newcastle Utd
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Newcastle: Spanish Striker Ayoze Perez Scores Sublime Back-Heeled Flick During Training (Video)
July 18th, 2018
Newcastle Utd
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Harking Back: Newcastle’s New 2018/19 Away Shirt Is Positively Oozing In 1996-Flavoured Retro Goodness (Photo)
July 9th, 2018
Kits & fashion
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Everton Use Remote Controlled Robot To Allow Seriously Ill 14-Year-Old Fan To Be Mascot For The Night (Photos)
April 24th, 2018
Everton
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Newcastle Seal Fourth Consecutive Win And Nudge Towards Premier League Safety Thanks To Yet More Arsenal Defensive Incompetence (Photos & Video)
April 15th, 2018
Arsenal
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Desperate Measures: Sunderland Remove Cash Turnstiles To Prevent Newcastle Fans Infiltrating Stadium Of Light To ‘Gloat’ About Impending Relegation
April 12th, 2018
Championship
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Classic Moments: Nicky Butt Takes Two Minutes To Prove He’s The True Grandmaster Of All Overhead Kicks, 2009 (Video)
April 4th, 2018
Newcastle Utd