Geordie striker adds to his already-impressive rap sheet

Gazza’s up to his old tricks…again

Toon chasing talented Chilean playmaker?

The memory of Alan Shearer smashing in his final goal in a thrashing of our deadliest rivals outweighs anything Adidas’s designers could throw at us

Newcastle striker builds on bad boy rep

Arr, who be hiding behind the ghastly visage of Cap’n Jack Sparrow?

Not again

Zut alors!

Magpies snap up France U18 winger

The glamour!

Release the Krul!

Toon shock Chelsea’s second string in Carling Cup

French winger makes his move

Marseille ‘striker’ in Toon to tie up a deal

The horror!

Rampant Toon poop all over Stephen Ireland’s Villa debut

No.9 past praises No. 9 present

Newcastle star caught by the fuzz

Man Yoo take time to click, end up with easy win

Tache Wars!

This year your team will mostly be wearing…