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Slow down, you move too fast
Geordie striker adds to his already-impressive rap sheet
Gazza’s up to his old tricks…again
Toon chasing talented Chilean playmaker?
Newcastle striker builds on bad boy rep
Arr, who be hiding behind the ghastly visage of Cap’n Jack Sparrow?