Newcastle United: All the latest Newcastle United flavoured news, views, rumours and other assorted bits and bobs
With obligatory pic of fat shirtless Geordie
Geordies rack up seventh straight win
Jeremy Clarkson and co. jeered off at the Riverside
Newcastle return to No.1 spot with narrow win at Deepdale
Newcastle take yet another wrong turn down FAIL Street…
Newcastle return to top of the Championship with ‘ugly win’
Newcastle welcome naming rights offers for stadium. Make YOUR offer…
Shhh. Don’t speak. Words will only spoil the moment
Poor Steven Taylor, stuck in the Championship while all the cool kids have fun in the Premier League. He has even started sitting on walls, looking moodily into the distance. It’s a worrying sign. Several Prem clubs are reportedly interested in rescuing the stout Englishman from Newcastle United, namely Aston Villa, Fulham and Everton. Villa [...]
One draw and two wins now for Newcastle, who move up to third in the Championship table. Shola Ameobi’s fourth goal in two games was enough to sink the Owls at St James’ Park. The game was watched by almost 44,000 fans – that’s a massively impressive attendance for a Championship match on a Wednesday [...]
Newcastle fan George Wright, 45, has got a big ole’ tattoo of Sir Bobby Robson’s face inked on his left thigh: What, a minute’s silence and a raised pint wasn’t enough for you, George? Now it’s like Sir Bob is chuckling at your cock. For the rest of your life. Newcastle fans really do put [...]
They got the badge wrong… Aaah… what’s that?… Oh. Sorry. My mistake. Seriously though, it still looks weird to see a non-Premier League badge on a Newcastle kit. I’m sure I’ll get used to it though.
Simple, classy? Er, no… Click on the image to launch the gallery:
Like a Geoff Thomas shot, musical parodies often miss the mark – but this works perfectly, not just because Mark Viduka’s name fits the chorus to Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ perfectly, but because it’s funny that anyone would choose such an inconsistent, mercurial player as Viduka to song-worship.
There seems to be some confusion over the identity of Newcastle Utd’s next manager. The Daily Mail claimed earlier that Joke Innear has been asked to return to his former job as the Toon’s gaffer. This story was picked up by other newspapers and a few blogs too. But the Guardian claims that Kinnear has [...]