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Newcastle United: All the latest Newcastle United flavoured news, views, rumours and other assorted bits and bobs
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Horror Hair? Joey Barton’s Fresh Hipster Quiff Trains With Newcastle (Photos)
July 7th, 2011
Horror Hair
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Snapshot: Joey Barton Really Did Meet Morrissey At Glastonbury
June 25th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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Morrissey Personally Requests To Meet Joey Barton At Glastonbury – Yep, You Read That Correctly
June 20th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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‘What’s Going On At Toon FFS?’ – Joey Barton Perplexed As Kevin Nolan Toddles Off To West Ham
June 15th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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‘He Spent More Time In His £3.5m Helicopter’ – Newcastle Hit Back Over Michael Owen’s ‘Poor Team’ Jibe
June 3rd, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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Snapshot: Alan Shearer Meets New Waxwork At Madame Tussauds, Punchlines Write Themselves
May 18th, 2011
Funnies
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Nile Ranger Caught Posing With Replica Gun, Immediately Regrets It
May 16th, 2011
FAIL
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Newcastle 0-0 Man Utd: ‘Chicha-Cheato’ Gets His Comeuppance (With Photos)
April 20th, 2011
Man Utd
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‘Jose Enrique To Liverpool Is A Done Deal’ – Phil Thompson Lets One Slip On Norwegian TV (With Video)
April 11th, 2011
Liverpool
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‘Ousmane Dabo Is A Little Pussy’ – Joey Barton Pushes His Luck
April 8th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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‘He’s Like The Kid Who Always Agrees With The Teacher’ – Joey Barton Gives Gareth Barry Both Barrels
April 7th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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Newcastle 2011/12 Home Shirt Is A Bit ‘Blocky’ (Leaked Photo)
April 7th, 2011
Kits & fashion
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Stephen Ireland And Leon Best Apologise For Stomach-Baring Nightclub Incident
March 22nd, 2011
FAIL
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‘Birmingham Is Crap, Ireland? I’d Rather Shoot Myself’ – Stephen Ireland Is Not A Happy Bunny
March 4th, 2011
Aston Villa
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Newcastle Sign Veteran Striker Shefki Kuqi, Meh
February 10th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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Newcastle Target Truly Awful Andy Carroll Replacements
February 9th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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Goal Of The Weekend: Cheik Tiote Completes Newcastle’s Miracle Comeback Against Arsenal (Video)
February 8th, 2011
Arsenal
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Care To Vote In The Premier League’s Surreal New Poll?
February 3rd, 2011
Funnies
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Newcastle United’s 2011 Club Calendar Is Brilliantly Out Of Date
February 2nd, 2011
Funnies
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Andy Carroll’s Newcastle Shirt Will Not Burn (Video)
February 1st, 2011
FAIL
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‘I’m Gutted, I Was Pushed Out The Door’ – Andy Carroll
February 1st, 2011
Liverpool
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Liverpool Have £35m Bid For Andy Carroll Accepted
January 31st, 2011
Liverpool
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Tottenham Have Bid Rejected For ‘£40m Man’ Andy Carroll
January 17th, 2011
Newcastle Utd
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Newcastle Striker Nile Ranger Gets Smiley Face Lip Tattoo (Photo)
January 10th, 2011
FAIL
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Sol Campbell Set For Third Arsenal Stint?
January 10th, 2011
Arsenal