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Friday Flashback Special: Random 1990s Premier League Football Sticker Quiz, Edition IV
April 26th, 2013
Featured
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Struggling Brazilian Side Santo Angelo Raffle Off Live Sheep At Half-Time To Keep Fans Interested
April 26th, 2013
Newsnow
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Theo Walcott Confesses He And Gareth Bale Were ‘Underpant Bandits’ Together At Southampton
April 26th, 2013
Arsenal
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Horror Hair: Marouane Fellaini Promises To Dye Afro Silver If Fans Raise Enough Money For Charity
April 26th, 2013
Everton
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Europa League: Basel 1-2 Chelsea – Blues Gazump Basel After Luiz Sneaks In Late Winner (Photos & Highlights)
April 26th, 2013
Chelsea
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Mario Götze’s Brother Bullied And Forced To Leave School, Dortmund Ultras Vandalise Family Home
April 25th, 2013
Bundesliga
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Snapshot: Jay Bothroyd Shows Off Pretty Awful New Tattoo, Has ‘Love’ Spelled Out Using Various Weaponry
April 25th, 2013
FAIL
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Lecce Winger Ousmane Dramè’s Monday Night Sexcapade: Pays Hooker With iPhone, Steals Her Purse, Escapes On Bicycle, Caught By Transvestite
April 25th, 2013
FAIL
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Introducing Caxirolas: Infernal Percussion Instrument Is World Cup Hosts Brazil’s Answer To The Vuvuzela
April 25th, 2013
FAIL
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Champions League: Dortmund 4-1 Real Madrid – Lewandowski Hits Four As Mourinho’s Madrid Poleaxed By Brilliant BVB (Photos & Highlights)
April 24th, 2013
Champions League
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Indonesian Football Federation Hand Lifetime Ban To Player For Hospitalising Referee With Sucker Punch
April 24th, 2013
FAIL
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Cannibal Tendencies: Luis Suarez Given Heavy 10-Match Ban By The FA For Feasting Upon Human Flesh
April 24th, 2013
Liverpool
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Unfortunate Initials See Indian IT Consultant Bombarded With Twitter Messages For Robin Van Persie
April 24th, 2013
Funnies
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QPR Not Happy Bunnies After Julio Cesar Pictured In Chelsea Kit At David Luiz’s Birthday Party
April 24th, 2013
Chelsea
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Champions League: Bayern 4-0 Barcelona – Barca Battered As German Giants Put One Foot In Final (Photos & Highlights)
April 23rd, 2013
Barcelona
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Luis Suarez Invited To Zombie Wedding By PR Savvy Liverpudlian Couple
April 23rd, 2013
Funnies
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Indonesian Player Hospitalises Referee After Punching Him Square In The Face Over Penalty Call (Video)
April 23rd, 2013
FAIL
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Bayern Munich Agree To Sign Mario Götze From Borussia Dortmund
April 23rd, 2013
Bundesliga
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Sepp Blatter And FIFA Have Twitter Accounts Hacked, Hoax Messages Still Seem Perfectly Plausible
April 23rd, 2013
FAIL
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Champions! Man Utd 3-0 Aston Villa – RVP Hat-Trick Fires Red Devils To 20th Title (Photos & Highlights)
April 22nd, 2013
Aston Villa
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Norwegian Club Return From Off Season To Find New Road Built Over Their Home Pitch Without Their Knowledge
April 22nd, 2013
FAIL
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Romanian Fifth Division Side Use Motorised Wheelbarrow To ‘Stretcher’ Injured Player From Pitch (Video)
April 22nd, 2013
Funnies
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Liverpool 2-2 Chelsea – Blues’ Top Four Hopes Dented By The Luis Suarez Show (Photos & Highlights)
April 21st, 2013
Chelsea
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Tottenham 3-1 Man City – Lilywhites On Course For Europe As Citizens Collapse At The Lane (Photos & Highlights)
April 21st, 2013
Man City
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Mike Tyson Starts Following Luis Suarez On Twitter Immediately After ‘That’ Bite
April 21st, 2013
Funnies