Pies salutes a Tottenham legend. Oh, and there’s a new gallery format

The first in a new series in which we track down ex-pros and see what they’ve been up to since they retired. We kick off with a Blackburn and Man Utd stalwart…

From little acorns…

Still amazing

Neil Sullivan still back-peddles to this in his nightmares.

Let’s hear it for a lesser-spotted Spurs kit…

You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or you gonna bite?

Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard

Let’s hear it for Roger Milla’s bright green Adidas shirt

Rooney the teenage phenomenon

Michel wasn’t always a bureaucratic dickface

The Greatest Danes

Don’t mess with the Wolfman

A funny old game

Happy birthday Shanks

Remember when pros used to put pen to paper for the cameras?

Another great shot from the PA archives

Chinny reckon

Because taking the piss out of Fash the Bash never gets old

The birth of modern football