Clough 3-0 Motty

You. Shall. Not. Pass

Now then young man…

Safe Hands? Shit Hands more like…

The Guvnor loves his bubbles

Or, the final nail in Massimo Taibi’s coffin

Swedish legend calls time on playing career

Remember when Liverpool were torn apart by The Beast?

Ten years ago, United won a thrilling match at Anfield

After 90 minutes of sheer hell, you’re gonna get thirsty…

Marvel at Keggy’s remarkable, unflinching lack of dignity. Kev, Pies salutes you

Shhh. Don’t speak. Words will only spoil the moment

I remember the 1981 centenary FA Cup final, if not like it was yesterday then a lot more recently than 28 years ago. It was the season I began supporting Spurs, and so I’ll always have very fond memories of the cup-winning exploits of Perryman, Hoddle, Archibald, Ardiles, Villa and co. I thought I knew [...]

“Er, gaffer, the hat’s a bit too big. And I know I’m black but, er, not all black guys wear baseball caps. I do have a magnificent penis though…” “Shut up and smile for the cameras, big man. You’re gonna get me some goals.” “Yeah, about that…”

Lineker joined his home-town team, Leicester City, when he left school in 1977, aged 16. He went on to make almost 200 appearances for the Midlands club, scoring goals at a rate of almost one every two games. Mr Walkers Crisps’ fleetness (and opportunism in the six-yard box) helped the Foxes win promotion to the [...]

“Spurs are on their way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again.” You know Ossie’s thinking: “What the fuck am I doing here?” Fair play to Ardiles though, for playing the role of “dumb foreigner who can’t pronounce Tottenham like what the English does” (he even called his autobiography “Ossie’s Dream”). Today however, Ossie’s role [...]

Pies sincerely hopes you enjoy this photo essay, which commemorates the manly, heterosexual love shared by JT and Lampsy… “He’s all mine.” “Not here John, you twat.” ******************************************************************************************************* “Wahay! Look Lampsy, it’s a ball! Let’s kick the f**k out of it!” “Ha ha. John, you’re such a twat but I love you.” *******************************************************************************************************

The sun sets dramatically over Wrexham’s Racecourse Ground, during a UEFA Cup match between Total Network Solutions and Osters IF [Photo: Matthew Ashton/EMPICS Sport]

Just a goal of absolute beauty and as fine an entry into Pies’ canon of forgotten wonder goals as you could ever hope to see; King Keggy’s involvement in it is key. And what a lovely Southampton kit that was. [Spotted @ Guardian]

An extremely fresh-faced Trevor Brooking (aged 17) poses in a West Ham shirt prior to the start of the 1965/66 season. [Photo: PA/Barratts/S&G and Barratts/EMPICS Sport] Brooking signed for the Hammers as a teenager after leaving Ilford County High School. He went on to make 635 first-team appearances over the course of 19 years. This [...]

USA midfielder Tab Ramos attempts a sliding tackle on Colombia’s Carlos Valderrama during a group game at the 1994 World Cup finals, held in the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. [Photo: PA] The US won the game 2-1, thanks to goals by Ernie Stewart and an infamous own goal by Andres Escobar, who paid for the [...]