Guess who?!

Probably of little use in a real game situation, but still impressive tekkers from Ron

There won’t be any crude gags about wanting to get Inter Milano’s pants

Polish ‘keeper was a lazy Bhoy

Spurs sweet on Iaquinta

Spurs keeping tabs on defender Daniele Bonera, according to Italian TV station

One fan’s armchair journey of football discovery in a less knowing era, before saturation ruined the individual’s appreciation of the game

Batigol leaves Jaap Stam for dead then unleashes hell with his right foot

‘Il Metronomo’ breaks rank to score a screamer from 35+ yards

Italian side chasing United’s guido prince?

Any place in the five for tubby, goofy Ronaldinho? Or ancient players like Gattuso, Pirlo, Zambrotta and Nesta? Read on…

It’s a thigh-slapping classic!

Nike-owned company show off new apparel for reborn American club

It’s a tonsorial miracle of Biblical proportions!

Serie A aficionado Matthew Barker praises the simple beauty of black and blue stripes

Hmmm

Dutch midfielder is flirting outrageously again

Grrrrrrrrrr

Dutch midfielder yet to commit to Serie A champions

Rodney Strasser feels Zlatan’s wrath, for absolutely no reason

Totti’s totty

French striker is going nowhere fast