Skills: This way for sweet first touches, outlandish bicycle kicks, slinky volleys and tricky dicky freestyle showboating.
Porto midfielder showboats despite torrential downpour
61 of your Earth metres to be precise!
Chelsea’s Russian scores a beauty against some other Russians
Tekkers 0-1 Tackles
A wonder goal? Yeah, if we’re feeling generous
Probably of little use in a real game situation, but still impressive tekkers from Ron
Always keep your eye on the ball, Steve
French striker in fine form for Philly Union
Brazilian full-back scores a beauty in friendly
Batigol leaves Jaap Stam for dead then unleashes hell with his right foot
A genuine wonder goal in Norn Ireland
The Drog 1-0 You
‘Il Metronomo’ breaks rank to score a screamer from 35+ yards