Ex-Scotland international enjoys messing about on the wheels of steel

Arsenal striker to star in ‘The Danish Way To Rock’

Arsenal star rocks out with singer wearing Liverpool shirt

Can you watch the whole damned video without cringing?

‘Ball ball ball, footie footie footie!’

Sky Sports admits muting offensive chants

If Football’s Coming Home in 2010, it’s doing so without a backing track

Will United fans respond to a gentle blast of Fergie’s hairdryer?

Smell my cheese you mother

Bow down and tremble at these mad Photoshop skills. Ahem
So apparently Evra is an iPod Nazi. (That’s OK, Patrice – so am I.)
According to our chums at The Spoiler, the feisty Frenchman has appointed himself Man Utd’s official DJ-in-residence:
“I enjoy the role very much. Before the match I sit down in my room and work [...]

“Spurs are on their way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again.”
You know Ossie’s thinking: “What the fuck am I doing here?”
Fair play to Ardiles though, for playing the role of “dumb foreigner who can’t pronounce Tottenham like what the English does” (he even called his autobiography “Ossie’s Dream”).
Today however, Ossie’s role in the song [...]

Like a Geoff Thomas shot, musical parodies often miss the mark – but this works perfectly, not just because Mark Viduka’s name fits the chorus to Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ perfectly, but because it’s funny that anyone would choose such an inconsistent, mercurial player as Viduka to song-worship.