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Songs & chants

Pat Nevin To Guest DJ At Indie Night: ‘Got Any Felt, Pat?’

Pat Nevin To Guest DJ At Indie Night: ‘Got Any Felt, Pat?’

March 10th, 2010

Ex-Scotland international enjoys messing about on the wheels of steel

Nicklas Bendtner To Sing Solo In Denmark World Cup Song

Nicklas Bendtner To Sing Solo In Denmark World Cup Song

March 2nd, 2010

Arsenal striker to star in ‘The Danish Way To Rock’

On Guitar… Tomas Rosicky

On Guitar… Tomas Rosicky

March 2nd, 2010

Arsenal star rocks out with singer wearing Liverpool shirt

The Great Football Song Library No.5: ‘The Anfield Rap’ By Liverpool FC

The Great Football Song Library No.5: ‘The Anfield Rap’ By Liverpool FC

February 24th, 2010

Can you watch the whole damned video without cringing?

X Factor ‘Star’ Niki Evans Records Aston Villa League Cup Final Song – And It’s The Worst Football Song Of All Time

February 11th, 2010

The Great Football Song Library No.4: ‘The Footie Song’ by Adam and Joe

The Great Football Song Library No.4: ‘The Footie Song’ by Adam and Joe

January 12th, 2010

‘Ball ball ball, footie footie footie!’

Sectarian Celtic fans ruin minute’s silence on Remembrance Sunday

Sectarian Celtic fans ruin minute’s silence on Remembrance Sunday

November 9th, 2009

Sky Sports admits muting offensive chants

Your Call: Is Fabio Capello right to ban an official England 2010 World Cup song?

Your Call: Is Fabio Capello right to ban an official England 2010 World Cup song?

November 3rd, 2009

If Football’s Coming Home in 2010, it’s doing so without a backing track

Man Utd ask own fans to stop Wenger ‘paedophile’ chant

Man Utd ask own fans to stop Wenger ‘paedophile’ chant

November 2nd, 2009

Will United fans respond to a gentle blast of Fergie’s hairdryer?

Cristiano Ronaldo murders Julio Iglesias for Portuguese bank advert (with video evidence)

Cristiano Ronaldo murders Julio Iglesias for Portuguese bank advert (with video evidence)

October 23rd, 2009

Smell my cheese you mother

Amazon’s MP3 store sells Manchester United ‘paedophile’ chant

Amazon’s MP3 store sells Manchester United ‘paedophile’ chant

September 1st, 2009
West Ham v Millwall fallout: now with racist chants

West Ham v Millwall fallout: now with racist chants

August 27th, 2009

Patrice Evra is an iPod Nazi

August 19th, 2009

Bow down and tremble at these mad Photoshop skills. Ahem
So apparently Evra is an iPod Nazi. (That’s OK, Patrice – so am I.)
According to our chums at The Spoiler, the feisty Frenchman has appointed himself Man Utd’s official DJ-in-residence:
“I enjoy the role very much. Before the match I sit down in my room and work [...]

The Great Football Song Library No.3: ‘Ossie’s Dream (Spurs Are On Their Way To Wembley)’ by Chas & Dave

July 31st, 2009

“Spurs are on their way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again.”
You know Ossie’s thinking: “What the fuck am I doing here?”
Fair play to Ardiles though, for playing the role of “dumb foreigner who can’t pronounce Tottenham like what the English does” (he even called his autobiography “Ossie’s Dream”).
Today however, Ossie’s role in the song [...]

The Great Football Song Library No.2: ‘Mark Viduka’ by Alistair Griffin

July 16th, 2009

Like a Geoff Thomas shot, musical parodies often miss the mark – but this works perfectly, not just because Mark Viduka’s name fits the chorus to Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ perfectly, but because it’s funny that anyone would choose such an inconsistent, mercurial player as Viduka to song-worship.

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