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Songs & Chants

2010 World Cup Songs: ‘We’re With You’ By KARA

May 5th, 2010

Video: ‘Waka Waka’, The Official 2010 World Cup Song, By Shakira

Video: ‘Waka Waka’, The Official 2010 World Cup Song, By Shakira

April 29th, 2010

Initial verdict? It’s no ‘World In Motion’

Nicklas Bendtner Doesn’t Star In Denmark 2010 World Cup Song – ‘The Danish Way To Rock’

Nicklas Bendtner Doesn’t Star In Denmark 2010 World Cup Song – ‘The Danish Way To Rock’

April 20th, 2010

Shit Football Songs About Arsenal, No.1: ‘Live + Breathe’ By The Away Boyz

April 15th, 2010

Liverpool Chant Mocks Steve Bruce – ‘He’s Got A Head Like A Beach Ball’

Liverpool Chant Mocks Steve Bruce – ‘He’s Got A Head Like A Beach Ball’

March 30th, 2010

Kopites get stuck into Sunderland’s well-endowed gaffer

Pat Nevin To Guest DJ At Indie Night: ‘Got Any Felt, Pat?’

Pat Nevin To Guest DJ At Indie Night: ‘Got Any Felt, Pat?’

March 10th, 2010

Ex-Scotland international enjoys messing about on the wheels of steel

Nicklas Bendtner To Sing Solo In Denmark World Cup Song

Nicklas Bendtner To Sing Solo In Denmark World Cup Song

March 2nd, 2010

Arsenal striker to star in ‘The Danish Way To Rock’

On Guitar… Tomas Rosicky

On Guitar… Tomas Rosicky

March 2nd, 2010

Arsenal star rocks out with singer wearing Liverpool shirt

The Great Football Song Library No.5: ‘The Anfield Rap’ By Liverpool FC

The Great Football Song Library No.5: ‘The Anfield Rap’ By Liverpool FC

February 24th, 2010

Can you watch the whole damned video without cringing?

X Factor ‘Star’ Niki Evans Records Aston Villa League Cup Final Song – And It’s The Worst Football Song Of All Time

February 11th, 2010

The Great Football Song Library No.4: ‘The Footie Song’ by Adam and Joe

The Great Football Song Library No.4: ‘The Footie Song’ by Adam and Joe

January 12th, 2010

‘Ball ball ball, footie footie footie!’

Sectarian Celtic fans ruin minute’s silence on Remembrance Sunday

Sectarian Celtic fans ruin minute’s silence on Remembrance Sunday

November 9th, 2009

Sky Sports admits muting offensive chants

Your Call: Is Fabio Capello right to ban an official England 2010 World Cup song?

Your Call: Is Fabio Capello right to ban an official England 2010 World Cup song?

November 3rd, 2009

If Football’s Coming Home in 2010, it’s doing so without a backing track

Man Utd ask own fans to stop Wenger ‘paedophile’ chant

Man Utd ask own fans to stop Wenger ‘paedophile’ chant

November 2nd, 2009

Will United fans respond to a gentle blast of Fergie’s hairdryer?

Cristiano Ronaldo murders Julio Iglesias for Portuguese bank advert (with video evidence)

Cristiano Ronaldo murders Julio Iglesias for Portuguese bank advert (with video evidence)

October 23rd, 2009

Smell my cheese you mother

Amazon’s MP3 store sells Manchester United ‘paedophile’ chant

Amazon’s MP3 store sells Manchester United ‘paedophile’ chant

September 1st, 2009
West Ham v Millwall fallout: now with racist chants

West Ham v Millwall fallout: now with racist chants

August 27th, 2009

Patrice Evra is an iPod Nazi

August 19th, 2009

Bow down and tremble at these mad Photoshop skills. Ahem So apparently Evra is an iPod Nazi. (That’s OK, Patrice – so am I.) According to our chums at The Spoiler, the feisty Frenchman has appointed himself Man Utd’s official DJ-in-residence: “I enjoy the role very much. Before the match I sit down in my [...]

The Great Football Song Library No.3: ‘Ossie’s Dream (Spurs Are On Their Way To Wembley)’ by Chas & Dave

July 31st, 2009

“Spurs are on their way to Wembley, Tottenham’s gonna do it again.” You know Ossie’s thinking: “What the fuck am I doing here?” Fair play to Ardiles though, for playing the role of “dumb foreigner who can’t pronounce Tottenham like what the English does” (he even called his autobiography “Ossie’s Dream”). Today however, Ossie’s role [...]

The Great Football Song Library No.2: ‘Mark Viduka’ by Alistair Griffin

July 16th, 2009

Like a Geoff Thomas shot, musical parodies often miss the mark – but this works perfectly, not just because Mark Viduka’s name fits the chorus to Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ perfectly, but because it’s funny that anyone would choose such an inconsistent, mercurial player as Viduka to song-worship.

The Great Football Song Library No.1: ‘The Referee’s Alphabet’ by Half Man Half Biscuit

July 14th, 2009

The A is for my authority, which many players seem to question, thinking they’re somehow going to make me change my mind. B is for babies, which a lot of managers cry like after a decision has not gone their way. C is for the continual criticism I recieve from the touchline - get back in [...]

Sh*t Lookalikes: Fabricio Coloccini and Matt Bowman, lead singer of The Pigeon Detectives

July 10th, 2009

Two very ugly men with wonky faces and indisputably shit hair. That is all. ‘Nuff respect to Pies reader Kit Sheppard, who emailed us with this fine suggestion. Think you can do better than Kit? Email Pies with your lookalike(s).

Doves delighted to receive free Umbro ‘Blue Moon’ Man City T-shirts

June 26th, 2009

Next month (17 July, to be precise), indie rockers Doves – who support Man City – will play a concert in the car park of Eastlands Stadium (it doesn’t get much more rock ‘n’ roll than that, folks). The ‘Live from City’ gig is also sponsored by Umbro, who make City’s new kit. As such, [...]

Kaka is a Backstreet Boys fan, says Robinho

June 23rd, 2009

“Kaka? Music? He will only listen to the Backstreet Boys!” Robinho provides you with your quote of the day. Looks like we’ve found something wrong with Mr Perfect, at last.

Video: African kids hate Leeds scum

June 18th, 2009

I’m loving the cheerful way the kids sing it. Altogether now, “We all hate Leeds scum, we all hate Leeds scum…”