South America

• Lionel Messi Leads Argentina Teammates In Media Boycott Over Ezequiel Lavezzi ‘Marijuana’ Claims (Video) November 16th, 2016 International football
• Journeyman: Uruguayan Legend Sebastian ‘El Loco’ Abreu Sets New World Record With 28th Career Transfer November 14th, 2016 South America
• World Cup Qualifying: Philippe Coutinho Scores 25-Yard Ripper As Brazil Give Argentina Jolly Good Tonking (Video) November 11th, 2016 International football
• Brazil: Incensed Player Goes Ballistic, Shoves Referee After Receiving Red Card In Third Division Clash (Video) November 7th, 2016 Hardmen
• Faustino Asprilla Finally Gets Round To Launching His Own Range Of Condoms (Photos) October 26th, 2016 Hardmen
• RIP Carlos Alberto Torres – 14 Fantastic Photos Of Brazil’s Legendary Flying Full-Back In His Pomp October 26th, 2016 Featured
• Rosario Central Fans Lay On Enormous, Chaotic Welcome For Players Ahead Of Local Derby (Video) October 25th, 2016 South America
• Adorable Scenes As Argentinian Kid Stops Youth Match To Tie Up Opponent’s Boot Laces (Video) October 14th, 2016 South America
• Argentinian Lower League Team Ordered To Correct Irregular Pitch After 30 Years Of Wonk October 13th, 2016 South America
• Diego Maradona Gets Into Slanging Match With Juan Veron During The Pope’s ‘Match For Peace’ (Video) October 13th, 2016 South America
• ‘Leave! For The Love Of God, Leave!’ – Argentine Commentator Loses It After Sergio Aguero Fluffs Spot-Kick Against Paraguay (Video) October 13th, 2016 International football
• World Cup Qualifying: Pablo Escobar Scores Couple Of Stonkers In Bolivia’s 2-2 Draw With Ecuador (Videos) October 12th, 2016 South America
• War Wound: Neymar Bruised And Bloodied After Being Caught By Flailing Elbow In Brazil’s 5-0 Tonking Of Bolivia (Photos & Video) October 7th, 2016 Injuries
• Retro Football: Marinho Celebrates His Only Goal For Brazil With Super Funky Jive, 1986 (Video) September 30th, 2016 Retro
• Former Barcelona Striker Javier Saviola Signs For Andorran Minnows FC Ordina September 20th, 2016 South America
• ‘It Wasn’t Even Going In’ – Chilean Goalkeeper Left Aggrieved After Pitch-Invading Dog Takes Credit For Heroic Save (Video) September 19th, 2016 South America
• Neymar: Just As Promised, Barcelona Striker Releases Preview Snippet Of His Dodgy Debut Song (Video) September 14th, 2016 Barcelona
• Uruguayan ‘Keeper Booked After Sarcastically Fetching Stretcher For Time-Wasting Opponent (Video) September 12th, 2016 South America
• Pitch Invaders Wrestle Brazil Superstar Neymar To Ground At Open Training Session (Video) September 5th, 2016 International football
• Lionel Messi Scores Winning Goal For Argentina Several Weeks After Retiring From International Football (Photos & Video) September 2nd, 2016 International football
• New Bolivia Coach Guillermo Angel Hoyos Calls Up 93 (Ninety Three!) Players Into First Squad August 19th, 2016 International football
• Back In The Game: Lionel Messi Ends Short-Lived International Retirement, Set To Return For Argentina August 12th, 2016 International football
• Official: Man City Complete £27m Deal To Sign Gabriel Jesus From Palmeiras, Big Arrival Delayed Until 2017 August 3rd, 2016 Man City
• Uruguay: Luis Suarez Honoured With Odd Life-Size Statue In Hometown Of Salto (Photos) July 30th, 2016 Barcelona
• The Continuing Story Of A Bungling Brazilian: Adriano Is Now Living Among One Of Rio’s Most Notorious Favela Gangs July 29th, 2016 Featured