South America

• Red Alert: Five Players Sent Off As ‘Friendly’ Between Boca Juniors And River Plate Descends Into Anarchy (Video) January 24th, 2016 FAIL
• Reports: Chelsea Reach ‘Verbal Agreement’ Over £12m Deal To Sign Alexandre Pato January 20th, 2016 Chelsea
• Corinthians Coach Reveals Alexandre Pato Is ‘Two Or Three Days’ Away From Joining Chelsea January 15th, 2016 Chelsea
• David Luiz Claims To Have Found A Foolproof Cure For Baldness December 13th, 2015 Ligue 1
• Charge! Nacional Under-14 ‘Keeper Goes Storming Up Pitch To Score Incredible Solo Goal (Video) December 11th, 2015 Newsnow
• Relegation-Threatened Avai Substitute Stashes Phone In Shinpad To Check On Results Elsewhere (Video) December 9th, 2015 Newsnow
• Melodramatic Chilean Linesman Goes Down Like Sack Of Spuds After Having Ball Kicked At His Thigh (Video) December 3rd, 2015 FAIL
• Corinthians Pay Tribute To Italian Chums Torino With Cracking New ‘Granata’ Retro Shirt (Photo) November 27th, 2015 Kits & fashion
• Ouch: Vasco Defender Wallops Corinthians Winger In The Face With Textbook Karate Crane Kick (Video) November 20th, 2015 Injuries
• Argentina’s World Cup Qualifier Against Brazil Postponed As Things Get Torrentially Damp In Buenos Aires (Photos & Video) November 13th, 2015 International football
• Tactical Tumescence: Independiente Players To Take Viagra Ahead Of Copa Sudamerica Clash To Combat Bogota Altitude October 28th, 2015 Hardmen
• Just An Illusion: Venezuelan Player Celebrates Goal By Making The Ball ‘Levitate’ In Mid Air (Video) October 28th, 2015 Newsnow
• Peruvian Referee Accidentally Provides Back-Heel Assist For Winning Goal In 3-2 Thriller (Video) October 27th, 2015 Newsnow
• Brutal: Carlos Tevez Gets Flipped Inside-Out By Horrendous Tackle From Lanus Defender Gustavo Gomez (Video) October 24th, 2015 FAIL
• Ex-Bolton Striker Mario Jardel Caught By Airport Security With 10kg Of Fish In His Luggage October 23rd, 2015 Bolton Wanderers
• Brazilian Under-20 Game Descends Into Pandemonium As 11 Red Cards Shown After Final Whistle (Video) October 12th, 2015 Hardmen
• Injury Forces Ecuador Coach Gustavo Quinteros To Take Training Session On Mobility Scooter (Photos) October 7th, 2015 Injuries
• Brazilian Referee To Undergo ‘Psychological Assessment’ After Brandishing Gun During Game (Video) September 29th, 2015 FAIL
• Sao Paulo Escorted To The Pitch By Dog Mascots To Promote Local Adoption Campaign (Photos) September 28th, 2015 Newsnow
• Argentinian Striker Clambers Into Ambulance After Scoring, Gets Booked For His Troubles (Video) September 28th, 2015 FAIL
• Gremio Midfielder Douglas Hides Inside Pre-Match Huddle To Take Sneaky Leak On The Pitch (Video) September 24th, 2015 FAIL
• Pies Classics: ‘I Will Follow Ronaldo’ – The Finest Football Tribute Song In The History Of Recorded Music (Video) September 22nd, 2015 Funnies
• Brazil’s World Cup Superfan Clovis Acosta Fernandes Passes Away, Aged 60 September 16th, 2015 International football
• Official: Argentinian Side CA Aldosivi Have The Coolest Stadium Tunnel In World Football (Photo) September 16th, 2015 Newsnow
• Bit Damp: Brazilian Second Division Match Allowed To Go Ahead Despite Pitch Clearly Being Underwater (Video) September 14th, 2015 FAIL