Transfers & Rumours

Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.

• Meet the pub team with Kaka, Ronaldinho, Cannavaro, Thierry Henry and Steven Gerrard in their line-up… September 25th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  Great story this. The players of Lynam Athletic, who play in the Birmingham Coronation League Alliance Division 3 – and last season finished bottom – have all changed their names to those of world stars, and it seems to be having a positive effect. It’s the brainchild of player-manager Cafu (aka Dan Branch, 29), dreamed […]

• The 2007 Gay World Cup kicks off today: finally, a football tournament England can win! September 24th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  As we told you last week, the Gay World Cup is about to kick off later today in Buenos Aires, Argentina. The event is in its 17th year and is currently held by London side Stonewall FC, who are defending their crown. So, unlike the men’s and women’s World Cups, this is actually an event […]

• Stuart McCall angry at £5000 fine from Football League September 24th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  Bradford City gaffer (and world’s best beer carrier) Stuart McCall claimed that he wouldn’t “give a monkey’s” if the Football League hit his side with a fine for fielding a weakened line-up in the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy. Guess what? He’s now pleading with the Football League to let Bradford off a £5,000 fine.

• Mourinho quits, Chelsea’s English players get pissed in the pub September 21st, 2007 Chelsea

  The Sun today revealed that ‘Chelsea stars spent a boozy session in a local pub just hours before [Jose] Mourinho left… Captain John Terry, Frank Lampard, Ashley Cole, team staff and groundsmen crammed in to the Old Plough in Cobham, Surrey, near Chelsea’s training ground.’ The paper continues: ‘They spent 4½ hours downing pints of […]

• Argentina to host Gay World Cup this weekend September 21st, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  Latin America will host the gay football world cup for the first time in the tournament’s 16-year history when the event kicks off this weekend in Buenos Aires. Twenty-eight teams, many representing cities in Europe, the United States, Australia and Latin America, as opposed to countries, will play in the International Gay and Lesbian Football Association’s (IGLFA) competition…

• Peter Ridsdale offers to quit Cardiff chair September 21st, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  Every time I see or hear ‘Peter Risdale‘, I can’t help but imagine Norman Wisdom saying it. The former Leeds chairman could do with a laugh at the moment as he is fed up with abuse from Cardiff supporters. This is has led him to offer his resignation should the fans want it. Risdale told BBC Wales that he feels he is being driven out by fans who he says want Sam Hammam back in charge of the club….

• FA charge Poyet over attack on Andy D’Urso September 20th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  You can’t touch referees. Slap them, and they’ll slap you back twice as hard. Gus Poyet has found this out after the FA charged him for comments made towards Andy D’Urso following Leeds United‘s Carling Cup defeat against Portsmouth. The Leeds assistant manager accused the referee of a personal vendetta against himself and the head coach, Dennis Wise, dating back to their playing days after the 3-0 defeat in the second-round tie at Fratton Park in August….

• Possible reasons for Mourinho’s departure from Chelsea September 20th, 2007 Chelsea

  “Chelsea Football Club and José Mourinho have agreed to part company today (Thursday) by mutual consent” There it is. Chelsea official statement on the departure of their talismanic manager José Mourinho. Get the feeling it took them by surprise as much as it did to us…

• The Snapshot Special: England 6-1 Argentina, Women’s World Cup in China September 17th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  Pies presents a Snapshot special to celebrate England’s 6-1 thrashing of Argentina in the Women’s World Cup. Our plucky girls have yet to taste defeat in the tournament – today’s win against Argentina followed draws with Japan and favourites Germany – but they face a very tough quarter-final showdown against the winners of Group B, […]

• The Daily Pies: Arsenal are rich, Chelsea release documentary, Riise out of Porto clash, England qualify for quarter finals of Women’s World Cup September 17th, 2007 Arsenal

  Here’s the first of our daily round-ups of some of the best posts on our excellent array of club sites dedicated to the big five (don’t laugh, but the big five does include Spurs), as well as Kickster, our new blog devoted to women’s football: Gunners rolling in cash (not unlike Demi Moore in Indecent […]

• Jermain Defoe told to sign for Spurs or rot in reserves September 17th, 2007 Tottenham Hotspur

  It’s all fun at White Hart Lane at the moment isn’t it? At the start of the season, dreams of the top 4 were at the fore… now? It’s all gone a bit awry. Now, a spat between Martin Jol and Jermaine Defoe seems to have reached boiling point. Apparently, Jol has told Jermain Defoe to sign a new contract, or rot in the reserves.

• Site of the week: Kickster September 17th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  Kickster is Shiny Media’s new blog dedicated to women’s football. With the women’s World Cup in full swing (and England set to play Argentina in a crunch group match later today, at 1pm), Kickster brings you all the latest news, plus match reports and gossip. After the World Cup has finished, it’ll be back to […]

• Why is Robbie Savage so scared of this football? September 17th, 2007 Blackburn Rovers

  
  There was a lot to frighten a football fan at Stamford Bridge this weekend. Flying boots leaving players hospitalised? Check! Ranting Portugueser? Check! Shocking linesman? Check! Shevchenko playing like a Rushden & Diamonds part timer? Check check check!
  All frightening, but what the hell spooked Robbie Savage here? Let us know what you think, and we’ll post some kind of answer just as soon as Mr Savage’s agent picks up his phone…

• Join Pies In The Community and win an iPod Nano September 14th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  Greetings Pies folk! This post is directed directly at you, directly. Not that all the usual posts aren’t, but, er, anyway – WE HAVE A WHO ATE ALL THE PIES COMMUNITY, is what I’m trying to say.

• Pete Doherty playing football… September 14th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  Yesterday we broke the news that drugs fan Peter Doherty is to manage his own football team. Eek. Well in illustrating that piece we unearthed a crusty old photo of the QPR crooner having a kick about. It got us thinking, just what kind of a player can someone that messed up make? Technically we always think we play 10% better with a hangover. And Gazza was great, as was Tony Adams even in his glug-glug-drivey-drivey period, but on the other hand you’ve never seen Keith Richards playing for England have you.
  Anyway our answer has been delivered with this clip. We’d rate Doherty’s ball skills about 1.2 out of 10…
  

• The managed by Pete Doherty XI September 13th, 2007 Top 10s & lists

  BRRRRRRRREAKING NEWS! Slightly smelly super hoops fan Pete Doherty apparently wants to become a football manager. According to a report on NME.com today, the singer who once said “QPR is the only thing he prefers to narcotics”, is being lined up to manage a team suitable name Doherty FC. The team will then face celebrity opposition (Ralph Little and friends) on telly. As much as we hate most celebrity football, we’d actually love to see that. So who would be in the Babyshambles Moss poker’s starting eleven. Click continue reading to see who we think he’d be most at ease with…

• Ken Bates Vs Freddy Shepherd September 10th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  Talk of ex Newcastle bloke Sir Fred buying poor Leeds from Sir Ken, which of these two elderly evils would you prefer in charge of your club? Let’s compare the two…

• Tuck into a Nicolas Anelka burger from Quick September 4th, 2007 Bolton Wanderers

  French fast-food chain Quick has launched its Anelka burger in honour of Bolton’s sulky striker Nicolas. The burger comes with a hint of pepper, apparently. If it is anything like its patron, you would imagine the burger fills a gap at first but leaves you with a sour taste in your mouth and a lot of bellyache.
  

• Goal of the week: Yaya Toure, Barcelona v Inter August 31st, 2007 Tottenham Hotspur

  A lovely instinctive strike from Kolo’s younger brother, signed by Barca this summer for a reported fee of €10m. On this evidence, they have picked up a bargain.
  

• Uefa Cup review: Blackburn 2-0 MyPa (Blackburn win 3-0 no aggregate) August 31st, 2007 Blackburn Rovers

  Goals by David Bentley (pictured) and Jason Roberts helped Blackburn overcome a resilient MyPa to reach the first round of the Uefa Cup. MyPa keeper Janne Korhonen played a blinder, otherwise Rovers might have won by four or five.
  ‘We have got the job done and I am delighted we have progressed,’ said Rovers manager Mark Hughes. ‘That was the aim but fair play to MyPa they worked extremely hard and kept going until the end.’

• LIVE NOW! Champions League group stage draw August 30th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

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• Man Utd need another striker before the transfer window shuts. Who should Fergie sign? August 30th, 2007 Man Utd

  
  Ole Solskjaer is hanging up his deadly boots, Wayne Rooney is out injured (although he’s reportedly recovering faster than expected), Alan Smith and Guiseppe Rossi have moved on, Louis Saha’s body can’t be trusted, Carlos Tevez is settling in…

• Top 10 Transfer Window Stories: Zat Knight involved in drugs bust hours after signing for Villa, Anelka stays at Bolton, Man Utd want Defoe August 30th, 2007 Top 10s & lists

  There’s always a hint of ‘desperate boyfriend looking for a half-decent present at the 24-hour garage for his missus on Christmas Eve’ about Premier League managers at this time of the season. Panic sets in – do I have a strong enough squad to survive the season, or until January at least? Here, according to […]

• Six British teams in the Champions League draw – which one has the best chance of winning it? August 30th, 2007 Arsenal

  So there are six (count ’em!) clubs in the group stages of this season’s Champions League: the big four in England, plus Celtic and Rangers. The English clubs can’t meet each other, because they are all amongst the top eight seeds, but there’s a very strong chance that we’ll see another so-called ‘Battle of Britain’, […]

• The Snapshot: Antonio Puerta, RIP August 30th, 2007 Transfers & Rumours

  
  A girl writes a message in memory of Sevilla player Antonio Puerta on the outside of the Sanchez Pizjuan stadium on August 29, 2007 in Sevilla, Spain. Puerta, a 22-year-old Sevilla player, died on August 28 after suffering a heart attack during his team’s Liga match against Getafe in Sevilla. The message reads ‘See you soon Puerta, always in the hearts of Real Betis and especially Sevilla fans’.
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