Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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‘My Daughter Has Changed Colour’ – Nolito Admits He’s Desperate To Leave Man City, Likens Manchester To ‘Living In A Cave’
June 7th, 2017
Man City
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Southampton Plan To Report Liverpool For Making ‘Illegal Approach’ To Sign Virgil Van Dijk
June 6th, 2017
Liverpool
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Official: Arsenal Sign Left-Back Sead Kolasinac On Freebie Deal From Schalke (Photo)
June 6th, 2017
Arsenal
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‘Let’s See What Happens’ – Arsenal Right-Back Hector Bellerin Openly Flirts With Idea Of Returning To Barcelona
June 6th, 2017
Arsenal
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Reports: Juventus Agree €16m Deal To Sign Arsenal’s Fourth-Choice Goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny
June 5th, 2017
Arsenal
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Reports: Arsenal Have Enormous €100m Opening Bid For Kylian Mbappe Rejected By Monaco
June 2nd, 2017
Arsenal
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Official: West Brom Captain Darren Fletcher Joins Stoke On Two-Year Deal
June 1st, 2017
Stoke City
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Official: Benfica Confirm Man City’s €40m Purchase Of Ederson Has Now Gone Through (Photo)
June 1st, 2017
Man City
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‘The Ruling Is Unfair And Causes Irreparable Damage’ – Atletico Madrid Unable To Sign New Players Until January 2018 After Transfer Ban Upheld
June 1st, 2017
La Liga
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‘I’ve Been Chilling On A Jet Ski’ – Michy Batshuayi Denies Claiming He’s Doomed To End Up ‘Wherever Chelsea Send Him’ Next Season
June 1st, 2017
Chelsea
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‘He Has To Go To The Best Team’ – Arturo Vidal Using Whatsapp To Pester Alexis Sanchez Into Joining Him At Bayern Munich
May 31st, 2017
Arsenal
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‘It’s More Of An Insult’ – Everton Have £8m Opening Bid For Jordan Pickford Rejected By Sunderland
May 31st, 2017
Everton
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Reports: Arsenal To Sign Nigerian Winger Henry Onyekuru For £6.8m From Belgian Side Eupen
May 30th, 2017
Arsenal
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‘Now Is The Time To Move On’ – Riyad Mahrez Releases Statement Confirming He’s Asked To Leave Leicester City
May 30th, 2017
Leicester City
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Official: Bournemouth Complete £10m Deal To Sign Asmir Begovic From Chelsea (Photo)
May 30th, 2017
Bournemouth
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Antoine Griezmann, The Object Of Man Utd’s Affections, Has Told Atletico Madrid He Wants To Leave
May 30th, 2017
La Liga
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‘I Wish Pochettino Would Communicate Better’ – Moussa Sissoko Keen To Leave Tottenham ASAP After ‘Worst Season’ Of His Career
May 30th, 2017
Newsnow
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Reports: Man City On Verge Of Making Benfica’s Ederson The Most Expensive Goalkeeper In History
May 29th, 2017
Man City
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Birmingham: Harry Redknapp Keen To Sign Benoit Assou-Ekotto But Player Is ‘More Interested In Becoming A Pornstar’
May 26th, 2017
Birmingham City
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Reports: Man City ‘Favourites’ As Monaco Mini-Maestro Bernardo Silva Flies In For Talks With Both Manchester Clubs
May 26th, 2017
Man City
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Reports: Pablo Zabaleta Agrees Two-Year Deal To Join West Ham
May 26th, 2017
Man City
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‘Thanks For Letting Me Know’ – Alex Bruce Obviously Didn’t Get The Memo About Being Released By Hull City
May 24th, 2017
Hull City
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Official: Real Madrid Complete Signing Of 16-Year-Old Vinicius Junior After Triggering €45m Release Clause
May 23rd, 2017
Real Madrid
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Reports: Sam Allardyce Quits As Crystal Palace Manager Five Months Into The Job After ‘Ending On A High’
May 23rd, 2017
Crystal Palace
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Reports: Jermain Defoe Agrees Three-Year, £130,000-Per-Week Deal To Join Bournemouth
May 23rd, 2017
Bournemouth