Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Chelsea Dud Radamel Falcao Cost £1.46m Per Shot On Target And £57k Per Touch Of The Ball
July 2nd, 2016
Chelsea
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Official: Crystal Palace Sign France International ‘Keeper Steve Mandanda On Three-Year Deal
July 1st, 2016
Crystal Palace
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Official: Andros Townsend And Dwight Gayle Do The Old ‘Newcastle-Crystal Palace Switcheroo’
July 1st, 2016
Crystal Palace
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Official: Nolito Completes £13.8m Man City Move, Takes The No.9 Shirt (Photo)
July 1st, 2016
Man City
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‘Time To Let The World Know’ – Zlatan Ibrahimovic Confirms He’ll Be Joining Man Utd This Summer
June 30th, 2016
Man Utd
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Martin Skrtel Appears To Call Jurgen Klopp ‘D*ckhead’ On Instagram As Liverpool Exit Nears
June 29th, 2016
Liverpool
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Official: Sadio Mane Completes £34m Liverpool Move, Takes The No.19 Shirt (Photo)
June 28th, 2016
Liverpool
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Reports: Sadio Mane Undergoes Liverpool Medical As £34m Deal Moves Swiftly Toward Conclusion
June 27th, 2016
Liverpool
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Official: Tottenham Cough Up £11m For Southampton Hardman Victor Wanyama
June 24th, 2016
Tottenham Hotspur
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Official: Eric Bailly Joins Man Utd In £30m Deal, Signs Four-Year Deal (Photo)
June 8th, 2016
Man Utd
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Villarreal Defender Eric Bailly Set To Become Jose Mourinho’s First Signing As Man Utd Boss
June 7th, 2016
Man Utd
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Moussa Sissoko Announces Intent To Leave Newcastle, Issues Brazen Come-And-Get-Me Plea To ‘Beautiful’ Arsenal
June 7th, 2016
Arsenal
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Transfer Balls: Arsenal Trigger Jamie Vardy’s £20m Transfer Clause
June 3rd, 2016
Arsenal
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Official: Leicester City Sign Goalkeeper Ron-Robert Zieler As Competition For Kasper Schmeichel (Photo)
June 3rd, 2016
Leicester City
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End Of A Slightly Daft Era: Steven Taylor Released By Newcastle After 21 Long Years At The Club
June 3rd, 2016
Newcastle Utd
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German Minnows Rot-Weiss Oberhausen Hope To Tempt Zlatan Ibrahimovic By Making Him King Of Their Town
June 2nd, 2016
Ligue 1
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Official: Pep Guardiola Spluffs £20m To Make Ilkay Gundogan His First Signing At Man City
June 2nd, 2016
Man City
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Official: Swiss Hardman Granit Xhaka Joins Arsenal As Arsene Wenger Bulks Up Midfield
May 25th, 2016
Arsenal
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Rock Hard: Granit Xhaka Pictured In Arsenal Kit As Gunners Swoop For Swiss Midfielder (Photos)
May 21st, 2016
Arsenal
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Reports: John Terry Has Taken A Significant Pay Cut To Stay At Chelsea For One More Year
May 19th, 2016
Chelsea
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On This Day In 1970: Bobby Moore Accused Of Stealing A Bracelet From Colombian Jewellery Store
May 18th, 2016
Featured
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‘I Came A King, I Left A Legend’ – Zlatan Ibrahimovic Confirms PSG Exit With Typically Humble Social Media Update
May 13th, 2016
Ligue 1
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Official: Dortmund Confirm Mats Hummels Has Joined Bayern Munich, Subject To Medical
May 10th, 2016
Bundesliga
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Official: Bayern Munich Sign Renato Sanches For €35m From Right Underneath Manchester United’s Noses (Photo)
May 10th, 2016
Bundesliga
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Official: Borussia Dortmund Confirm Mats Hummels Is Free To Join Bayern Munich If He So Pleases
April 29th, 2016
Bundesliga